#mayhem guy

I just found out commercial characters have their own little fandoms and it’s the funniest thing in the world when people make them interact.

A follow up to this (link)

Someone commented on the last comic "I think Mayhem would prefer the Bear Glove Old Spice guy" and you know what? I think you're right.

Mayhem's phone of choice has always been a pink flip phone.

I considered adding something about babies because apparently Mayhem can have whatever kind of babies he wants? (link) And Bear Glove can make spontaneous babies that look like him (link)

“I’m the douche in a horror film who totally has it coming...”

“I’ve just woken up covered in someone else’s blood...”

“I’m a very suspicious widower...”

“I’m the guy on the bus having a nervous breakdown...”

“I’m being pursued by a VERY jealous cenobite...”

“I’m the customer you hate, walking into your spa...”