#maybespoilers

At last I have an opportunity to produce something representative of my finest writing!

I don't really remember the specifics. I was an elf and my class was "Ranger" or something. I'm pretty sure I didn't like it. One time our party had to go to some dungeon and I was sucked into a magic portal and all my stuff was stolen in my absence. When I came back to the dungeon, there was a naked, blood-soaked elf woman standing there who claimed to be me and that she had run off and fucked two mages because she thought she was in love with them. (She was in fact a horrible evil spellcaster lady who had stolen my body so she could have sex and do villainy.)

WAS SUCH A GOOD MOVE RAMI MALEK DID SUCH A GOOD JOB PLAYING FREDDIE, WE GOT TO SEE AN ORIGIN FOR THE CAR SONG, WE HAVE SEXUALITY REPRESENTATIONS, AND WE SAW EXCITMENT OF CATS AND THEM BEING SPOILED IT WAS A WONDERFUL FILM

NEW EPISODE SPOILERS

Ali: Padparadscha could be pretty useful already. Like, for example, put her beside Pearl when Pearl tries to say something. “I predict that Pearl will be forced by somebody to stay silent” (we still not 100% sure that’s true, but that’s just example). That would already give Steven some stuff to work with.