#may:asks

“For fuck’s sake nothing falls off! My ego is fine about the constant attention my dick gets with the questions but, seriously, why the fuck that? Look; I’m dead but I would be so far gone by the time I was rotting enough for any body part to fall off that I’d be really dead. In the ground dead.”

“Since it involved me dying I’m pretty sure that’s what brought me back from the dead, yeah. Great to know for the sheer amount of stupid in that place they managed to get that one right somehow.”

“First, that’s a stereotype. And, second, have you ever tried to crack a human skull open? It takes effort, and something heavy, and it’s not even worth the effort because compared to a lot of other parts inside a person it’s just slimy, sticky and falls apart. Does it sound appetizing to you?” 

“What the hell is that suppose to mean? Everybody is capable of it. I love Ber. Not in some weird...fucked up incest way or whatever because we’re family, but I’m not incapable of actual human emotions, no.”  

“The past is godawful, most of it I don’t want to remember. But I know what the future is going to be and that’s worse. So I want to keep ‘em as long as I can and be human a little longer before there’s nothing left. 

“Ha, hilarious. You think he’s going to want me around until then? Now that’s a vote of confidence. You must not know me too well.”