Him and Impulse would kiss. Yes they so would.

-May

-May

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh......RIGHT!!!!! SKIZZLEMAN PROPAGANDA!!!!! I'm done lurking time to promote the man of Skizzle. We all know how he's with Impulse, but what about Tango? Like almost all life series he teamed with him, sadly broke up during Wild Life. Then Zed. Oh my. The Crack duo at the start. You CAN'T convince me he doesn't have at least some queen feelings for his buddies. Also Love Island in secret life. So perfect. Limited Life, dude literally gave up his life for one of his 3 boyfriends to get more time. Also Impossible Life. There are many moments, but one is him becoming one of the girls. He's the queer boy bestfriend. Let my boy win. He so queer baited.

-May anon

-May

-May

Lizzie is an ocean goddess, but Joel is still human. She never stops loving her little husband even as he grows old and starts to forget her. It was charming the first few times, when he would introduce himself and try and flirt, only to be ecstatic to find out they were married.

The day has to come eventually where he passes, a beautiful ceremony is held in the Oceanic Empire. Lizzie can't rest, though. She is wracked with guilt, and against her better judgement searches for some old, forbidden magic.

<3

No, seriously, Happy Birthday. I cannot describe with words how amazing it is you’ve gotten this far, how strong I think you are for pushing through all of the bullshit that the world has thrown at you. You’ve stood strong through it all, You’ve persevered and shown the world that it can go and shove all of its challenges where the sun doesn’t shine. And that is absolutely amazing. Living in this world as anything other than a cis, specific white ethnicity,  rich man is a living hell. It’s worse when you have so many things just compounding against you, and when you have to struggle with identity and who knows what else. The fact that you’re still here, and still viciously fighting against the obstacles put in front of you every day is so absolutely remarkable to me. YOU are remarkable. Like I said, I really can’t describe it in words, what I’ve written only describes a fraction of how happy I am that you’re here. I’ve said it before, but I know I don’t really know you, but I don’t think I have to - not to know that you deserve your place here on this damn Earth more than most of the people on it, to know that you are just a wonderful person who has given the world more than it deserves by just breathing. And I know you’re human, and humans have flaws, but that just makes you even more wonderful. So I wanted to say congratulations because I know that it can’t be easy given all of the mountains in your way - but you keep climbing them and I’m so glad for that, because you make the world better by being here. 

Happy birthday, Jay

Oh, and I have to say that I think I’d like all of the versions of you. Obviously I don’t know you super personally, but I can’t imagine I’d think otherwise. 

~ May

8. hehe... you sneaky salamander/silly

thanks for the birthday wishes. i won't lie, i really hoped when i put my birthday post message out there that you'd pop in. this is really sweet.

Hi, it’s me, May again. 

First thing’s first: I’m so sad that I missed the whole ‘submit stuff in the ask box for conversation’ thing - I’ve been so busy that I haven’t had time to do the things I normally do… But I suppose I could submit things whenever I want, huh? Eh, I don’t like bothering people (It’s a problem) so I usually wait to send things anyways. 

Anywhosies, first I must respond to your response to my response to your response to, er,…. and so on.

1. Don’t worry, I don’t plan on revealing myself just yet. Honestly, I think I’ll only do it when you ask, you might know who I am now but pfft it’s fine. I’ll be a secret as long as you wish me to be. Plus, being anonymous just adds that boost of confidence for me to say things that I may not say otherwise due to anxiety… haha, get it, may? AAnyways. I’m glad you think I’m intriguing… Honestly I would consider myself to be FAR far from that, but thank you nonetheless. I’ll be honest with you, I don’t proofread these AT ALL. Literally. I do skim over them just to make sure I’m coherent but … usually it’s just me slapping whatever words come to my mind onto a Google Doc and then transferring it over. I like this style of writing because it feels the most like me, like my brain, like my feelings. 

Also, no, you did not sound like a Disney Villain - I appreciate a good mystery as much as you do, I think, and I probably could have kept it even more of a secret if I had simply ignored Munchies or lied, but I would have felt awful doing either so I didn’t. Anyways, I’m glad you enjoy me being a strange mystery, here to grace your inbox with overly long messages on a sporadic basis. 

2. It’s honestly a tiny bit weird to me that people care so much about such trivial things. There are other things that I find to be so much more important than things like that, that I get a bit frustrated sometimes. I do have a habit of standing up for the things I personally believe in with a viciousness and intensity that would probably scare even the most staunch of opponents but that’s usually because it’s advocating for people to just live their lives happily so… I feel like they deserve a person like that in their corner. And why wouldn’t I stand up for the things I believe in so fiercely? 

3. I can’t remember when I last submitted this ask, but I’m sure you’re practically done or SO very close to being done with it. I know that, especially during things like that, it can be insanely hard to focus on taking care of yourself, especially if you have finals and such. But I think you will do, or have done a great job of it - you made it this far, haven’t you? I’m so glad that you have a support network of people for that type of stuff, not only do you deserve it but it’s just so much easier to do well for yourself when you know that, if you can’t, there’s others in place for you to help when you need it. 

Now that that is done, I wanted to mention all of the random stuff I slapped into my notes app:

4. I also do the cupcake thing! God I love it so much, it makes it so much easier to eat them (cleaner and stuff) and also like you said the distribution is much better. Cupcake sandwich for the win! I also, without fail, get comments on it every single time. Like, seriously, they act as if I reinvented the wheel…

Other food related things: 

- I love lemonheads! So much! I keep trying to find them at the store but they never have anything for them. Not even the small boxes anymore :( It makes me so sad because they also make really good “grounding” things for me sensory wise, like a shock to the system with something sour. Not sure if THAT made sense, but anyways. 

- I’m also picky about tootsie pops, but my favorites are the red and chocolate ones - I hate all of the other ones they just taste… bad to me. I can see why you wouldn’t like the chocolate ones though, especially if you’re picky about chocolate… they don’t really even taste like actual chocolate, kind of like watered down chocolate milk but different? 

- Side question: Have you ever had “homemade” hot cocoa?? Its SO good, genuinely, amazing…. Do you even like hot cocoa? 

- Are the rolls you like the sweet Hawaiian ones? Because GOD those are my favorite, I love them so much. 

5. Honestly I absolutely adore the ocean - I would want to spend my last moments there too. My favorite and best moments in life actually have taken place at the ocean - you know those moments that, while they’re happening everything feels so real and genuinely tangible, like you had never felt real before, but you do now? I’ve only had two of them and both were on the ocean… I am super sad that I’m moving away soon, I’ll be near a rather big lake, but not at all near the ocean. 

6. I love cats more than dogs for a variety of reasons - depending on the type of cat, of course, usually they are a lot less maintenance which is really important for me for health reasons. Dogs also typically have a lot more energy than cats (at least during the day) and I could never even hope to have the energy of a dog. And also cats just remind me of me, if I were an animal I would probably be a big ol skrungly black cat. 

7. While I know that the religion post is technically about Good Omens (Great taste, by the way) - I want to say that I absolutely understand that. I always get such strange feelings about it, even with media I like (i.e. Good Omens) along with those said undefinable emotions. Even if the experience was traumatic I feel like there are layers of beauty within it, of seeing people find hope where they previously thought there was none. Too much bigotry and discrimination in most religions for my taste (cough, why I’m Agnostic cough), so it gets tainted in a lot of emotions, but there’s always those lingering feelings there. 

You know the drill by now good sir, please eat, and treat yourself (especially today) Take care of you because I would ugly cry if you were gone (no, seriously, please)

~Your friend, May

howdy, may. no worries on not being around/available during that time period. we all have our own lives, and i never expect anyone to be available 24/7.

i appreciate that you're playing along and not revealing yourself just yet. makes things more fun.

2. i think you and i feel the same about this, and i'm a firm believer in free speech and all associated pleasures/risks that come with it. tumblr discourse is exhausting lmao...

3. my last day of school before summer break is june 15th. we are definitely in the home stretch now. i have one essay, one homework assignment, and one final left... just gotta stretch myself a bit longer.

4. the cupcake method i use is the only way to go tbh. try gas stations for lemonheads, that's the only place i've found them. you're right about tootsie pops and me being picky about chocolate flavors. i have had homemade hot cocoa, and it's one of my favorite winter drinks. i like both the sweet hawaiian rolls and the regular dinner kind. love is love, bread is bread./silly

5. yeah, the ocean is one of my favorite spots as well, and i've had that exact feeling you've described. i sympathise on the moving part, when i moved, it was to be further away from the ocean instead of closer. freaking sucked. but i found ways to cope. visit the lake, maybe. it's not the same, but water always helps.

6. if i was an animal, i'd probably be a crab or a seal.

7. yeah, i'm writing a good omens fic right now on the topic of religious trauma and the complicated emotions that result. it's been a blast to write, but as per my standard tradition, it's not going to start getting published until it's more than halfway done, which is how i run all my multi chapter stories. it involves very special things, like aziraphale being a queer guardian angel, and found family dynamics.