royal bastard oc just to be MAXIMUM self indulgent and i think regis having a bizarre cryptid half-brother is. so funny. he *has* magic, because itās primarily a blood thing, but itāsā¦ not particularly strong devoid of contact or recognition from the crystal. if he sought out the royal arms he could probablyā¦ for lack of a better word āactivateā his semi-dormant powers but he doesnāt know to do this and isnt particularly keen on letting his father (and eventually his fathersā¦ sonā¦ š¬) know heās like. alive.
mors was aware of his bastard and under the impression heād destroyed this specific loose end before his own passingā RBOC (royal bastard oc) is the son of an (adult) royal bodyguard that preceded cor ādear god thatās a babyā leonisā the kings shield had passed before the king, and clarus was obviously tied up with regis, so the position was rotated around. it wasnāt a particularly healthy affair or anything for unavoidable power dynamic reasons but it wasā¦ you know; about as good as it could have been until she got pregnant and skedaddled out of an impulsive unwillingness to not at least try to keep the baby. they got caught like, five years later? ish. mors was inā¦ a bad positionā¦ politicallyā¦ and was unwilling to leave a potential rival / figurehead around to challenge reggies legitimate claim when he grows up from a child to a headache. least of ALL a son. RBOC survived because his magical inclination lies towards trickery and illusions, and they managed to subconsciously glamour themself into a convincing enough corpse to wait out a kill squad that followed orders and spent the next decade or two getting drunk every year to forget it. stumbled back into civilization as a newly made orphan after spending almost three straight days in a stasis coma from magic overexertion and got raised with a bunch of other war orphans in lestallum.
this was, uh. traumatizing. to say the least. as an adult RBOC is infamously paranoid and neurotic, which combines poorly with a tendency for hypoglycemia and questionable health (his patchy magic still has his metabolism working overtime and he doesnāt consistently eat enough to counteract it, whichā¦ really has more to do with his ineptitude at cooking then anything else lol. keeps trying to substitute on snack foods when heās not near someplace he can hit up a diner). heās a hunterā is on good terms with dave, specifically, who feels somewhat responsible for the idiot and has been trying to get him to chill out and just take up a stationary position at HQ. RBOC hates staying still andā¦ wonāt do that, but the offer is standing! dave is also the closest to realizing something aināt right about that guy but hell, he can mind his own business.
RBOC is like, ridiculously tall, but not particularly sturdy. incapable of growing a beardā they are NOT jealous of theirā ofā his majesty, noooooosirā but tries anyway. very scruffy. hasnāt talked much in years, which can be intimidating to people who donāt realize heās just incredibly awkward. the resemblance to his brother is honestly fairly strong (they have similar eyes, and similar bone structures, and skin tones, and while RBOC has brown hair itās a dark, dark shade of brown, not at all out of place in lucis) but RBOC is just so scruffy that nobody in their right mind would catch it. has a preference towards guns and traps and other oddball weapons because his armiger is one of the few magic things he can use consistently (itās veryā¦ā¦ fritzy.) and can therefore truck around an unreasonable amount of equipment. an unreasonable, theoretically infinite amount of equipment.
isā¦ okayā¦ at warping. does it when he has too. is better at illusionsā not just light shows, but actively tricking other peopleās brains into seeing something that isnāt there. shit at elemancy. if he had anyone to bring it up too, The Campfire Incident would be legendary. he does not. the in-jokes only exist in his head.
has absolutely no intention of ever getting caught out as a royal bastard, and is in fact almost aggressively non-politicalā well, heās not a fan of the niff occupation because nobody is, but The Royal Family And In Fact Insomnia In General Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Him. if he got mad about the murder of his mom and stepfather heād never stop, not ever, so he justā¦ doesnāt really get angry. at all. totally healthy. still has a fucking survival instinct, if nothing else, so. so. he keeps going.
was conceived Approximately while regis was on his big damn roadtripā that is, 725-726 ME, and mors died at 729, so arranging for the bastard loose end to be taken care of was one of his final acts as king before regis ascended, quite possibly made on his own deathbed. this makes RBOC 30-32 or so when the plot of final fantasy 15 actually happens, and (horrors) still a literal child when noctis was born. people would probably readily assume RBOC is regisā kid, not mors, but, well, the family tree already resembled spaghetti. but he was young when he had regis and young (relatively) when he died, life-force burnt out but for the handful of years he gained by drawing the wall back. fuckingā¦ lucis caelums.
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Part of me wants to post nonstop about my troll lore, playable troll homebrew and all troll campaign Iāve been working on for the last month
But I donāt wanna flood my blog with stuff that people very much did not come here for, especially when so much of it is incomplete
But also damn do I wanna gather a party, DM a whole campaign with all troll characters, explore troll lore all I want and then write it all down so I can maybe publish it some day
So I made a shipping meme for my Thirsty Sword Lesbians campaign and I wanna see what yāall would ship just based on it without any context whatsoever
Jackie x Vicky: You believe a couple who is exhausted together, stays together
Vera x Oda: You're just here for some butch girls. Either that or...["What are you doing step bro?" clip starts playing]
Jackie x Azaras: Youāre just here for some angst
Vera x Jackie x Isa: Youāre a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cool fight scenes
Vera x Azaras: Youāre a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of calling someone out on their shit
Azaras x Isa: Youāre a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of healing the tank
Jackie x Frida: Youāre always a slut for enemies to lovers
Vera x Isa: Youāre always a slut for validation
Vera x Frida x Oda: You don't understand why someone would be happy with just the childhood friends trope, when you could have that and the rivals to lovers trope too
Vera x Oda x Isa: You saw Vera x Oda, you saw Vera x Isa, and you thought, por que no los dos
Vera x Jackie: You want a girlfriend who not only could kick your ass, but would do so upon request
Vera x Frida: You want a girlfriend who theoretically could kick your ass, but realistically you just wanna get bridal carried
Vera x Azaras x Oda x Jackie: You're just... really horny
Azaras x Frida: When you watch Disney movies you always wondered what it would be like if the prince was a butch girl
Azaras x Oda: Itās basically the same joke as Azaras x Frida except even more so
Oda x Isa: Your ideal relationship dynamic is a bickering married couple
Mom x Mom: Your ideal relationship dynamic is team mom x team mom
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You guys ever get aĀ āCanāt wait to see where this story goesā comment on a fic you havenāt updated in months and then you suddenly feel super guilty for putting that project aside?
Tagging... no one because I donāt like making people feel like they have to do these, but if you want to then go ahead
Three Ships:
Glmmer/Catra (She-ra)
Ilia Amitola/Weiss Schnee (RWBY)
Carmen Sandiego/Julia Argent (Carmen Sandiego)
Last Song: When Honor Dies by Miracle of Sound
Last Movie: Rewatched Kung Fu Panda for the Nth time
Currently Reading (book): uh... none. I havenāt been able to sit down and read books in a while. Honestly Iāve been having issues just sitting still to begin with
Writing: A LOT OF THINGS. The last chapter of A Day at a Time, more shit for Tales of the Hooded Figure, and some backstory information for my D&D character
Currently watching: The Owl House. Like itās legit open on the other tab right now
Currently consuming: Nothing?
Currently craving: ...is this just a food thing? If so Iām gonna go with ice cream. Otherwise Iām gonna say a hug
