#max fact

ooh, this is a good one. i remember when all the dema stuff started coming out and i was constantly checking twitter and tumblr, waiting for the next update to come out. also i remember waking up at 5 in the morning the day that jumpsuit was released so that i could see it the second that it dropped. fun times

Allen (the bean on the right) actually works at the bar with max part time so they have known Max for a bit, they work in the kitchen. they want to be a illustrator.  

oh geez, i feel like i have so many facts/stories related to books. i guess a fun fact is that i have some stuff i’ve written printed? in like an actual book? that’s pretty cool. also a fun story is that i used to work a babysitting job during the summers where i would have to be at the family’s house at like 7 so that he could leave for work, so every morning i got like an hour or so of quiet to just sit and read until the kids woke up. it was my favorite part of the day.

trees the song - for some reason the only thing that’s coming up is one time before a party sav was throwing, we were in her garage with this song playing and acting out the drums like we were tyler and josh. good times

ok, weird story that i wasn’t super involved in, but i still witnessed nonetheless. so, my friends in high school had a tradition where at the end of the school year, we would get together at someone’s house and burn all of our schoolwork from that year (sav, you probably remember this). i never participated because, again, very sentimental and i was always worried that i would need my papers the next year (i never did), but that’s not the point of this story. one year, most of my friends had this one english teacher that they just…. vehemently hated. so naturally, they printed out a picture of her face from her website and threw it into the fire to burn with all of their homework. 

ok, this is another instance of Kae Being A Dumbass. one of my friends as a kid captured a garter snake one day and decided to keep it?? (don’t do this, please) but later they found out that it was PREGNANT. so naturally, me being a little elementary school kid, i went over to her house to check out all the cute little baby snakes. she gave one to me to hold and, in true kae fashion, i dropped it and it nearly made a quick escape to behind some piles of stuff. i was banned from holding the baby snakes after that.

okokok, so obviously i think of angles, right? well, one time in geometry class (which i took in eighth grade, so i was THIRTEEN) my teacher called me up to the board to answer a question. in this instance, i was supposed to find x, yeah? and, not even trying to be funny, i circled the x on the board and went to sit down because i genuinely thought that was what i was supposed to do. the entire class laughed. it was not meant to be a joke.

when i was in elementary school, my friend told me that i had knobbly knees and i was self conscious about my knees for quite a few years after that. also i have a scar on my left knee!!