Jul 15, 2013
actual conversation with my mother
me: yeah i'm basically naked half the time. when nobody is home i walk around naked.
mother: you walk around naked?!?
me: yeah, i mean, it's natural. i was born naked.
mother: and then we promptly put you in clothes.
me: mother, you don't understand, you did that because society /forced/ you to!
mother: even tarzan had clothes on...
me: yeah no, he had a loincloth.
mother: because he got embarrassed.
me: oh mother, he had /nothing/ to be embarrassed about.
