#mauwable

Favourite ice cream flavour? But so many flavours...so many delicious mouth watering flavours...

Top 5 favourite books? Currently the Armageddon trilogy (Armageddon: the musical, Armageddon 2: The Bmovie 'They came and ate us, and Armageddon 3: The Remake 'The Suburban Book of the Dead'), Snow White and the Seven Samurai, and Children's and Household Tales which I have to read online as it is impossible to find... though I'd probably still read it online after managing to get a copy.

Why is a raven like a writing desk? Their points could take your eyes out.

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I? I do believe that you are the letter e my dear.

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats? A river.

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days? The letter 'n'

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn’t know they are. What is it? A coffin.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? The only thing that comes to mind is a Brown Snake, but that doesn't seem clever enough.

What English word has three consecutive double letters? ...Evil

So I guess now I need to make some questions myself.

What is a place you have visited that you wish you never had?

Why haven't you invented hover-boards yet?

What is your zombie plan?

Poison, gun, bomb, blade or rope?

I don't know what I'm doing... Scones tagged me in this thing... i assume I answer these questions XD

Do you have a favourite episode of Friends, and if so, what is it?

I can't pick. I love them all. ALL THE EPISODES. Friends is just awesome in general.

You’re ordering Chinese take out - what do you buy?

Crispy duck. And noodles. Lots of noodles. With peanut sauce.

If you could spend two weeks anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Rome, Venice, or Budapest. Any of those three will do. 

What is your view on exams?

Annoying but needed, I guess. 

And how about your view on Starbucks?

I love it, even though I can't drink caffeine XD

Have you ever stood in a clock tower whilst the clock struck an hour?

Wait... what? I don't... O_O  No?

Does your mobile phone have any weird quirks?

It... crashes? It's really weird and shouldn't do it, but it does.

When was the last time you evacuated a building because of a fire drill?

Pffft... Sometime last year, I think.

Where do you see yourself in fifteen years time?

Er... Not sure. Next question. 

How long have you been on tumblr?

Hm... Since... maybe... October? Not sure how long exactly.

Name a thing.

Lemonade!

Okay that's all the question I have... I assume I now have to ask and tag people...

Favourite ice cream flavour?

Top 5 favourite books?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

I still don't know who this was, but dear person-with-the-creepy-mask, you were AWESOME!

Thank you XD!

I wish i had more time to do more of it!

mauwable answered your question: If I were a time lord, would you drop everything and come along if I asked you to be my companion?

Yes…yes I would, I would drop all there is to drop and come along with you.

[10:10:59 PM] Kenzie: Greggy greggy greggy... I've been into the whiskey again... -MH

[10:12:33 PM] Kenzie: greeegggyyy are you there? -MH

[10:13:47 PM] Mauw: I'm at work Mycroft, are you alright? -GL

[10:14:43 PM] Kenzie: Hmm yess quite... well, when you're off work there will be a big black car waiting for you outside... I'd suggest you get in ;) -MH

[10:15:19 PM] Mauw: You suggest I get in...what if I don't? -GL

[10:16:04 PM] Kenzie: Then you miss out on a night of massages and chocolate-flavoured body syrup. And handcuffs. -MH

[10:16:38 PM] Mauw: Hmn, sounds like fun, where are you getting the handcuffs from? -GL

[10:17:47 PM] Kenzie: Custom-ordered. I have fuzzy ones, and hard metal ones if you'd like a choice. -MH

[10:18:53 PM] Mauw: Custom ordered? You're spending an aweful lot of time on these things Mycroft. I'm beginning to think you're creating an obsession -GL

[10:19:00 PM] Mauw: not that I mind -GL

[10:19:35 PM] Kenzie: I've had them for a while. Just looking for a good excuse to use them. Who'd have thought, Mycroft Holmes, a fetishist, greggy? -MH

[10:20:30 PM] Mauw: No one, which makes it even better -GL

[10:20:54 PM] Kenzie: Hmm... I thought so. What are you wearing? -MH

[10:22:21 PM] Mauw: A suit Mycroft, I'd thought you'd know already -GL

[10:23:21 PM] Kenzie: what colour is it? -MH

[10:23:53 PM] Mauw: Grey, are you trying to distract me Mycroft? Cause it's working -GL

[10:24:17 PM] Kenzie: ...hmmm, excellent. What colour are your underwear? -MH

[10:25:22 PM] Mauw: O dear, I've got on some black's, I'm at work remember, no need for sexy underwear -GL

[10:25:49 PM] Kenzie: Foresight is clearly blind. Just so you know, I'm not wearing anything right now. -MH

[10:26:40 PM] Mauw: O god, Mycroft, I'm at work please -GL

[10:27:14 PM] Kenzie: You're behind a desk right? -MH

[10:27:53 PM] Mauw: Now, yes -GL

[10:28:58 PM] Kenzie: Then you have nothing to worry about. -MH

[10:29:41 PM] Mauw: How are you even possible Mycroft?...-GL

[10:29:48 PM] Mauw: I never got this distracted before -GL

[10:30:26 PM] Kenzie: I have a way of creating visualizations very well, Greg. Also, I'm no longer not wearing anything. Still not covering a whole lot though. -MH

[10:31:33 PM] Mauw: You've got my attention already, I believe there is no point in denying you the question. What are you wearing then? -GL

[10:33:27 PM] Kenzie: Hm... they're black and strappy and I have them on my legs and they're leather. -MH

[10:34:01 PM] Mauw: ...You better expect me when I'm done here...-GL

[10:34:37 PM] Kenzie: Do you want me to be ready or do you want to make me ready? -MH

[10:35:40 PM] Mauw: I'd like you to be prepared for when I get there, hot and ready -GL

[10:36:48 PM] Kenzie: I have this lovely expensive lube that changes from hot to cold to hot again, over and over and over and my GOD it feels so wonderful right now. -MH

[10:37:38 PM] Mauw: Ok now you've done it, You should be lucky I'm behind a desk. I could find myself unimployed would I be on a case -GL

[10:37:57 PM] Kenzie: Don't have too much of a good time before you get here. I want you hungry. -MH

[10:38:41 PM] Mauw: Fine, then please let me get to work now, your teasing has done it's damage -GL

[10:39:41 PM] Kenzie: :* Your shift ends in ten minutes. That should be enough time to settle down before you have to leave your office I hope. -MH

[10:40:28 PM] Mauw: As long as I can keep my mind off of you yes, I shall be fine -GL

[10:40:37 PM] Mauw: You're quite the distraction -GL

[10:40:45 PM] Kenzie: So you've said. -MH