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Pagan is thrilled by the exercise. Absolutely delighted. Often responds to thirst tweets with his main account and loves to see how people gush about him when he does.

Joseph doesn’t know what “prussy (priest bussy)” is and has no interest in learning.

Pagan is a vtuber. His avatar is a cute demon girl with a lil white cat in her lap. The girl’s mouth doesn’t move; he speaks through the cat. His commentary is known to get violent.

Mohan doesn’t actually care about video games. This is a conservative rant channel with Terraria playing in the background.

Joseph only plays long-term survival games. If it has a story mode, he ignores it. Let him build his little fortress in peace.

Everything you see in Citra’s videos is paid for by simps. The creativity of her insults is relative to how much you donate. You can get called weak for $100. 1000+ and she’ll start guessing which personality disorders your parents had. She’s never wrong.

Mohan in Hope County is like an elephant in a 711 parking lot. The food is repulsive, the puzzled looks locals give him when he tries to speak infuriate him, the bodies hung up everywhere trigger his PTSD. He becomes a lightning rod for brown members of the resistance, though he never quite meshes with the tactics and attitudes of the rest of them. He’s a rebel, but he’s a Kyrati rebel. His tolerance for western methods of warfare is exceedingly low.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Heisenberg, probably. Or Lady Dimitrescu, because I’m basic.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Jack and Marguerite Baker! The way they visibly love each other even when their minds are utterly corrupted by the mold - like it’s such an integral part of who they are that not even a complete mental reset can erase it. Live for it.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Moreau, my beloved mutant fish fry.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Joe Baker. Badass fratricide grandpa is a very niche type but it’s mine.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Mother Miranda.