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I immediately had too many thoughts to keep to myself so these are my notes:

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Good question, very fun. I'll invite all of the ones I like, and whichever ones I'd like to see in a party setting.

James Madison is chronologically the first that I would invite. I think it'd be funny to see him at a party. I think of "nearly gets trampled on the dance floor..." I, myself, will trample him unless he brings Dolley.

Jackson is invited and I hope he leaves cheese around the house in secret spots like he did at the end of his presidency.

Van Buren is invited unless @presidenttyler continues to insist that I have to marry him or he'll summon a deadly fog (please die, Mr. Tyler.)

I would invite William Henry Harrison, but tragically, as I'm sure we've all heard, he is no longer with us </3.

John Tyler is invited unless he tries to insist I marry Martin Van Buren lest a deadly fog be summoned. Also I swear to God he's not allowed to use my bathroom. I hope he and Jackson start fighting (no weapons allowed in my house) and I get to see their skinny bones fall out.

James K Polk is invited. I want him to bring his Lady Presidentress as well. Double invited if he is the presidentress.

Zachary Taylor is invited. His daughter can come too. His daughter's husband cannot come. His daughter's husband's dog, Bonin, can come. The murderer who shares a name with Zachary Taylor's daughter's husband's dog cannot come.

Millard Fillmore is invited. He can bring the whole boiler room with him. It wouldn't be a party without him.

Franklin Pierce is invited, of course. As an old @/deadpresidents posts that I can longer find clarifies, he would indeed be a welcome party guest, even if people on Reddit don't seem to think so (I have beef with 90% of reddit tier lists, save for any of them made by @starlight-tequila.) As I've come to understand, there're no less than 4 fictional interpretations of Pierce where he's being haunted. I request he keeps the haunting at home; I don't want the watchmojo demmons to mess up the vibe.

James Buchanan is invited. I want to see him in his worst outfit, behaving as he did at Dickinson before his expulsion. He needs to bring Harriet too. WRK too, unless I decide that he's also dead.

Andrew Johnson can come because I once saw an image of him smiling.

Ulysses Grant can come. He may play with the non dog animals (unfortunately, they're all just different Martin Van Buren government assigned rodentsonas in a pen.)

As can Hayes. Hayes can bring his wife, Lucy. She actually allowed drinking in the White House on special occasions, so she would not be a party pooper.

Garfield may come, but only as Lucretia's plus one. It's what he deserves. Since Guiteau did so much for Garfield's election (and was basically the president, let's be real, guys) he can come as an honorary president. So can David Rice Atchison, even though that story is complete bs. Dr. Doctor Bliss will be shot on sight by Boston Corbett.

Arthur is invited, but Julia Sand needs to pre-approve everything that he does. Conkling may come as a plus one, but he will go in the pen with the Martin Van Buren government assigned rodentsonas (it's okay, that's where Grant is anyway.)

On no other day would I ever allow Benjamin Harrison and his shortness within my sight, but I just found a song about him and it's stuck in my head, so I think it's only right that he attends 1 single time before my kind feelings toward him dry out.

McKinley is invited. He must sing to me.

Wilson is invited. But I will lock him in a room like a creature. You-know-who gets the key. The second female president, Edith Wilson, may attend.

Warren Harding gets to come. Gaston Means may, as well. Also Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover. That's about it. If Nixon were to show up I wouldn't turn him away.

I explored a bit through of one MVB's many HarpWeek tabs. I wanted to collect a lot of mvb animals but then I remembered post image limits and found that the process was taking far too long. Regardless, I've found a few rats for you, but they're not presidents and mostly in jumbles.

This is all I can help you with rat-wise. The first are rats lacking indicated identities. The second picture I believe to be the kitchen cabinet (Jackson's cabinet, not including van.) The 3rd is Levi Woodbury (in one he's being toyed with by Daniel Webster.) The 4th, which is uncropped because it's filled with animals, has MVB among other rats, though it's not indicated who they are.

Beyond that, the 3 mvb rats (/mice) I posted earlier are among other rats, as you know.

The first image "The Mountain in Labour," depicts mvb and Calhoun as mice.

The second image, "The Rats Leaving a Falling House," depicts John Eaton, John Branch, and Samuel Ingham as rats along with mvb.

The third, ".00001 ~ the value of a unit with four cyphers going before it" shows William T. Barry under Jackson's arm, along with John Eaton, John Branch, Samuel Ingham again, and a dog Calhoun scaring rat mvb. Someone is also labeled D.I.O. All the sites I check seem to not know who that is.

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Unfortunately, I am not the resident expert on either of these men, but I'll do my best to answer this, even if my answer lacks the detail that could be expected if I were more read on them specifically. I like your bowl of aliens.

They are the two men who were vice president to Jackson under his two terms, obviously. Calhoun was disposed of (or, rather, resigned, disposing of himself) after the Petticoat Affair and grievances following the Nullification Crisis. Van Buren was already involved in the administration at this point, as he was Secretary of State and later Minister to England, and was the major advocate for Jackson's election in the north. After Calhoun's resignation (which was quite close to the end of the term), it was known Van Buren would be put on the 1832 ticket as his replacement, and he was later confirmed by the Democratic National Convention. So, just as is the case between Calhoun and Jackson, their relationship was dependent on where you look in the timeline.

I don't believe they were ever friendly, but there were plenty of times, early on, when they had to collaborate. For instance, Van Buren, always a maneuverer, sought Calhoun's alliance in his aims to aggregate the Democratic party, already becoming factious. Additionally, both with an interest in Jackson's 1828 election, they pursued his election, though in different regions. To my understanding, the short-lived positive dynamic was purely political.

A lot of Van Buren's alliance with Jackson was the cause of the growing resentment between him and Calhoun. Many of the things you can think of as reasons why Calhoun and Jackson hated each other were true for Van Buren too, except Calhoun maybe received fewer murder threats from Van Buren lol. Van Buren's show of respect towards the Eatons both elevated him further into prominence while making him the enemy of Petticoat agitators. But more importantly, and less isolated within Jackson's cabinet interests, their differences in regard to sectional interests and states' rights made their relationship politically contentious. Calhoun's support of Nullification was adverse to Van Buren's unionist interests. In a personal sabotage, Calhoun was the one Senate vote to deny the confirmation of Van Buren's appointment of Minister to England (basically, this happened due to a strategic move by Van Buren to resign his SoS position so Jackson could fire and reorganize his cabinet with less opposition.) Another personal sabotage was Calhoun's attempt, early on, when being accused by Jackson of speaking ill of his Florida escapades, to blame Van Buren for conspiracy. These letters are really funny, honestly (they're free on Google Play Books and pretty entertaining if you have the stamina for long-winded bickering that reads like the 1800s equivalent of a YouTuber dramatically revealing "receipts" for an accusation made against them. Calhoun released the letters in an attempt to defend himself. He only makes reference to Van Buren once, though, so they're more relevant in regards to the broader feud than his blame of Van Buren.) They clashed in more minor respects regarding partisan issues like states' interests and internal improvements, etc., but that's all I know of.

I'm currently on the 31st floor of a building. No John Deere tractor, no matter the psychopathy of the driver, can reach me, pleb.

Though I am troubled by the prospect of even one president poster being lost to the fog, I don't think he knows who to kill. I drop down a piece of paper with my blocklist on it, feigning horror at my "mistake" and yell (if he can hear me on his loud stupid tractor 31 floors below) "Oh nooo... don't kill all 100 of my sweet beautiful big boobs AI generated scam bot mutuals!"

The Jacksonians as cars (probably spelled that wrong)