#matty barton

wren i fear this is easier than you thought it would be

fuck mack (he's hot) marry matty (he's hot and nice and never slept with a 19 year old when he was 40 ew) kill adam (he's hot but i didn't experience him in his prime so idrc about that)

Robert is at home preparing to some redecorating as Matty enters the kitchen and asks him why the barn in the north field is full of hay?

Robert replies... because it needed to go somewhere.

Matty asks... Yeah, but that's where the herd's going, innit?

Robert says... It's fine on the hillside.

Matty says... Remember I told you, that the hillside is not suitable for cattle?

Robert says... yeah but I made an executive decision Matty. I can do that can't I?

Matty scoffs & lectures Robert, he says... Are you kidding me? We spoke about this last week.

Matty says in a condescending tone... Now we've got the herd arriving tomorrow and nowhere to put them.

Robert says frustrated... Am I not speaking English? They can go on the hillside?

Matty lectures again... Yeah, yeah, why listen to me? What do I know about the place? Only lived here half my life!

Robert tells him... Will you give it a rest? I've got enough to worry about without you pecking my head.

Matty again mocking Robert says to him... You know there's more to farming than poncing round in a gilet.

Matty walks towards the door to storm out in huff after throwing his little tantrum.

Robert asks him where he's going?

Matty replies... I'm leaving you to it pal. You clearly don't need my help do you?

Robert says in desperation... No, I do need your help! There's loads to do before delivery.

Matty says sarcastically... Aw! Better get started then, eh?

The trio of Moira, Matty & Robert exit the barn coughing after putting out the fire 🔥🔥🔥

Matty says... Nice one mum, it could of all gone up if you hadn't been here.

Joe says... People probably think that you still live here.

Moira asks... What do you mean? Do you reckon this was because of me?

Joe says... Well most people still think you live here. Being associated with human trafficking, modern slaving, might be a trigger for some.

Matty tells Joe... to shut up.

Joe says... Don't you think this is a bit of a coincidence? Hey, the day your mum gets out of prison, is the day her barn catches fire? Well my barn.

Matty glares at Joe while an emotional Moira says.... This is like a nightmare that never ends. But Matty the boys used to play in that barn, and now someone's tried to burn it down to get to me.

Robert says... We don't know that.

Moira says... Don't we? Joe's right, this was targeted at me & my family. Then what happens when they realise that they failed? What are they going to try and do to me next?