AU where married couple, Poe Dameron and his puppeteer husband Matt “the Puppeteer Technician” Shatt are being interviewed by local Tampa news after a tragic sinkhole incident…
as it turns out Matt not only wears crocs with socks, has no money and was unfortunately born with no penis, but he drives his semi-famous bread-winning smokeshow of a husband in a kia sportage. it’s revealed that Poe was previously involved with Matt’s wealthy porn star turned underwear model twin brother, Ben Solo.
It’s a world that no long makes sense. (x)













