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I have done my research

I have gathered much data on Matt and Matt

It took a long time, many nights I have not slept, many meals I have not eaten. Working into the early hours of the morning, trying to find everything I can on Matt, and Matt…..

This has ruined my life

I have a wife and kids

They have long since abandoned me, left me to my studies.

But as a shaking hand brings a cup of water to my lips, my eyes widen and it slips from my hands. All these years of deciding, and I’ve got it. I slam my hands on my desk, scattering papers everywhere, papers of countless information on Matt and Matt. That’s when I realize. Who would I rather date?

I know now

The answer is plain

I’d rather date