I think it would be incredibly funny if Matsson tries to send Shiv some of his blood and it turns into a comedy of errors but with frozen blood bricks. Like one shows up to their apartment but Tom thinks it’s for him from Greg and is like wow this is fucked up I’m in and sends Greg one.
Greg gets Tom’s blood brick and all umm haha wow well I guess I’m. I’m flattered? I mean I guess this is like a pretty serious sign of commitment to our boss-assistant relationship. Like I could totally just like… frame you for murder with this you know? haha.
but yeah then Greg sends one back to Tom fr and it’s got a return address and everything but Shiv gets it and is like ew Matsson why are you pretending to be my cousin I’m tired of the incest jokes and Matsson is like ??? and that’s how shiv finds out about tomgreg
Anyways I need sleep














