#mathandmascara

1) I got a project done that I was worried about today and I’m actually pretty proud.

2) I’ve got some bomb ass eyelashes. My hair sometimes gets tangled in them.

3) I’m hilarious.

4) I’m a very passionate fan of various people, places and things.

because it is an addiction, a terrible terrible addiction, and I came so close to breaking it - I went almost 2 weeks without watching a single episode (because I've been working at another office) when a girl from my usual office texted me freaking out about what happened 

it's a problem and I need help

oh my god you can't do that

guh fine

I have a very encyclopedic knowledge of things that I love

I'm very emotional

I can become very attached to people and things

I care a lot about my friends and family

Nose:What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

I don’t have a perfume preference cause I never wear perfume, but my all-time favorite candle scent has got to be lavender vanilla. It’s sweet and subtle and sooooo relaxing UuU

Wrists:Have you ever broken a bone?

Unless you count teeth, nope! If you do, just one!

Feet:Favorite pair of shoes?

I mean, “public” could be defined as “anywhere that isn’t a bedroom or house”

or apartment

58) damn I was hoping for “complete and thorough deadpan voice during jokes” 76) is his middle name Gamergate? 97) somehow I’m surprised and I’m not sure why.

that too.

yes.

18: Do I use sarcasm

no

27: Meaning behind my URL

it's been my username on everything for over 10 years now. I have a weird fascination with greek letters for names and designations.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

maybe. I don't know. that's difficult to think about.

58: What’s my strangest talent?

had to think about this one for a while. I'd have to say quoting things. but not just saying them, but saying them with much the same inflection and tone and even as similar a voice I can get as the original quote.

and of course finding all sorts of weird times when it's appropriate to say them.

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

when I closed my finger in a car door when I was like 9

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

Kirby is on two of the posters in my room. also a stuffed doll of Mumbo Jumbo

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

#NotAllMen

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

invulnerability, including immune to pain and disease. I hate pain of any sort, but like also imagine being able to just jump out of a plane with no parachute and land on the ground and just get up like nothing happened omg

97: Had sex in public?

no

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?