Encanto Incorrect Quotes as Things I've Heard in My Math Class
Mirabel *to the village kids*: I’m not a person who gives you the help you want. I give you the help you need, do you guys understand that? So anyway, I have a bag of Mexican candy for you guys.
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Bruno: In high school, I wanted to be that guy who would go in front of a homeless person and burn a $100 bill and say "Life choices, buddy."
Camilo: *grins* I am that guy.
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Camilo *to Bruno*: Hey, you seemed really nice in theory. *sips coffee aggressively*
Bruno: The fuck does that mean?
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Isabela: *pointing to the instrument case in Mirabel's room* Is that a violin?
Mirabel: No, it’s a violation.
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Isabela: Yeah, Mirabel's not mature enough to…
Camilo: Give up?
Isabela: ...to want to learn.
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Camilo *in school*: Hold on a second, I need to check my notes...but I don't take notes.
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Camilo *still in school*: We killed so many trees! It’s not fair! It’s not fair! *trips and bangs into a locker*
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Bruno: You broke the movie projector!
Mirabel & Camilo: There weren’t enough buttons, so we pressed them all.
Bruno: wELL tHeN fiX iT!
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Bruno: What's your name?
Camilo: C-
Bruno: Wait, no, let me guess. Christopher?
Camilo: ...Camilo.
Bruno: Well, it turns out that Christopher in Spanish directly translates to Camilo.
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Camilo *at 3 am*: bAiLaNDo!
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Felix *trying to help all the kids with math homework*: It’s going to screw you on the homework—actually, I shouldn’t say the phrase ‘screw you’ because some of you guys are weird.
Camilo, Dolores, and Mirabel: Heheheheh
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Felix *still trying to teach his kids math*: r is to…
Antonio: Seven.
Felix: Seven, what the hell…
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Julieta: These are mentally healthy cows so you don’t need to worry.
Luisa: Damn, mentally healthy? That’s better than me.
Agustin: *concerned* Woah, woah.
