#maryoriginal

If you don't think Elsa's gay, I don't think we're friends

Strawberry vodka and orange soda is literally so good it comes in second only to my go-to, jack & coke. I can't believe it took me this long to come up with it.

I almost always get my vaccines, but I don't think everyone should be required by law to get all vaccines or anything. I just think it's funny how some of my friends who constantly hate on anti-vaxers, don't even bother to go out and get their free flu shot 😂

Well shit I smoke the same cigarettes as Hap.

When my hair was longer I would only get a few haircuts every year, but now that it's short I need them more often. Of course it's more expensive, but like hell yeah I'll pay a nice girl to play with my hair and boost my confidence every month. Katie, my hair stylist, just bought a cow. I am so happy for her.

I have gone a week without smoking and have shown no signs of addiction so I am going to celebrate by buying a pack after work and never seeing Gina again after I tell her to get fucked.