Don't you hate it when you're trying to shift then your uterus is just like "Mblgur! It's me!" Then it stabs you. Like bitch?!

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Don't you hate it when you're trying to shift then your uterus is just like "Mblgur! It's me!" Then it stabs you. Like bitch?!

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Marvel: Hit-Monkey
Me: Mon Wick
Is it just me or??
present me: *procrastinating* i can do this all day
future me: *sighs* i know
What if people said instead of
“what the hell”
They said
“What the hulk”

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