immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: lol probably mary???
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: also mary, very much mary
sends the other unsolicited nudes: louis! all the time. he snaps her and tbh she doesnt mind it at all
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: lmao mary like and it causes a lot of play wrestling b/t her and louis
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: mary, usually, but sometimes it’s louis, particularly when mary isn’t with him (because he spends a moment thinkin if he should buy her something)
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: probably louis and it makes mary giggleÂ
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): louis killed the guy, and hid the body with mary’s help
wears the least clothing around the house:Â louis does
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: mary is soooo abt that life