like

Drinks all of the coffee: clara and then doug either has to steal it from her or try to coax the one at the ministry to work  

Brings up adopting a pet: DOUG although he has enough pets but if he didn’t have seth then definitely doug

Kills the bugs: doug although i’m sure clara could handle herself if she needed to  

Cooks the meals: i hope clara doug isn’t a very good cook 

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: doug starts playing christmas music as soon as it starts to get cold it’s the only way he can survive the winter so i hope clara’s chill with that 

Initiates the couple selfies: clara because she’s precious 

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: omfg doug he’s terrible with remembering numbers 

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: i’m just imagining cute shopping trips now where they end up with all junk food and nothing on their actual list because they got distracted in the chip aisle 

Drinks all of the coffee: andromeda i feel like because all those healer shifts

Brings up adopting a pet: TEEEEEDDDDDDD

Kills the bugs: ummmm i think it’s more of who sees it first than one person has to do it. 

Cooks the meals: they’re both pretty bad tbh but improving so there’s that

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: ted but andromeda just kind of smiles indulgently and goes along with it 

Initiates the couple selfies: this feels like a ted thing

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: this also feels like 

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: omfg ted

KRIS

Scott

Kourtney

Kim

beTH

beth jones

beth

Beth

bethany

honorary:

burnt bread

NOOOOO WHY okay i can do this hee hee hoo 

mark & lexie always :(

merder

alex & izzie.... tho they’re kinda tied with merder tbh

jackson & april

Bill Weasley

Fred Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Geore Weasley