markiemoo has been the most successful product on the market for centuries. a small 4th grade class of around 20 or so is travelling to the markiemoo museum today. a child named philip has wanted nothing more than to see how markiemoo, his favorite drink, is made for his entire life. the tour guide announces that the production facility tour will be leaving in 5 minutes. his class lines up at the door and as they open all they can see is a bulbous markiplier hooked up to various pipes and valves extruding the milk from his nipples.

Markiplier is 31 years old. He’s even older.

Happy birthday, ya beautiful crazy crazy man.



To those who are reading and are going through a rough patch, or going through a difficult time, I want to tell you this, you are strong, you are brave and you are worth of all the love in the world.

Whatever it is you are going, it will not lose for ever, you are still here and fighting.

You braver than you know.

Just remember to talk to someone about whatever it is you are dealing with, a friend, a  parents, someone you can trust.

You are not alone. You are not, people keep fighting and be kind yourself.

Please please be good and kind to yourself. You are loved, you are amazing, beautiful and strong.