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As the pilot began, a montage of the four seasons of Solar Opposites starts playing while Big Time Rush starts playing. We then see Terry looking at a photo album. Korvo comes in and is confused about what Terry is looking at.

Korvo: Oh hey babe. What are you looking at?

Terry: Just some of our old photos.

Korvo notices his and Terry’s wedding photo.

Korvo: Aw look. Our wedding photo. I remember our wedding it was amazing.

Terry: Yeah. Me too.

Korvo and Terry are about to kiss when Yumyulack starts chasing Jesse who has his phone.

Jesse: Nice try Yumyulack! You gotta do better than that! laughing

Yumyulack: Give it back, you bitch! I need to text my boyfriend!

Korvo: groans in frustration Teenagers…

Terry: Jesse! Be nice to your brother!

Jesse: Okay.

Jesse hands Yumyulack back his phone.

Yumyulack: Just because you’re taller than me now doesn’t mean you’re better than me.

Yumyulack was talking to Jesse.

Jesse: I know. Sorry Yumbear.

Yumyulack: Whatever.

Lili: Hi guys! I’m ready for school!

Korvo: Alright, time for you three to get ready for school.

Yumyulack, Jesse and Lili: Yes Korvo.

As the teen replicants leave, Korvo sighs and puts his face in his hands.

Terry: I know it’s hard, babe.

Korvo: Terry, I am too old for this

Terry: Hey. No you’re not. You are beautiful and young.

Korvo: Thanks, Terry.

Korvo suddenly hears his watch beeping.

Korvo: Oh! We gotta get to work.

Terry: Yep. Another day at the new rake company. At least it’s better than the old one.

Korvo: Thank God. Plus, we get paid more.

Terry: True.

The husbands get in the car and drive off. Terry turns on the radio and “Good Riddance” from Riverdale plays:

Terry: sigh Sure is a beautiful day.

Korvo: It is.

Meanwhile in prison…

Miss Frankie: God damn it. How do we get out of here?

Principal Cooke: Okay don’t panic. We just need a plan.

Miss Frankie: Well, we wouldn’t be in here if you didn’t admit we framed the aliens in the first place!

Principal Cooke: I know. I know that was my bad. But I’m sure we can get out of here and stop them for good! You thinking what I thinking?

Miss Frankie: Hell yeah I am!

The two teachers then plan a jailbreak. Meanwhile, at the office, Terry is talking to Henry

Terry: Can’t you believe David is complaining again? I mean what is his deal? We didn’t do anything to him.

Henry the Horse: I know right! He is such a dick!

Korvo smiles as Terry talk to Henry.

Henry the Horse: I mean seriously, what is his deal? You guys are doing a great job!

Terry: I know. It doesn’t make sense!

David Hinson offscreen Hey! Terald!

Terry groans as David Hinson walks over to him.

Terry: What do you want?

David Hinson: That promotion was supposed to be mine.

Terry: I think you’re just jealous because I actually do my job!

Henry the Horse: Yeah man! Buzz off!

David grabs Terry by the shirt.

David Hinson: Listen here Opposites! If you dare make one more fool out of me, I am coming to get you! You’ll rue this day! Rue!

Korvo: HEY!

David turns and sees Korvo standing behind him angrily.

Korvo: Get off my husband.

David Hinson: Hey! Your husband here stole my promotion asshole! Stay out of this!

Korvo: You wanna take this outside, dipshit?!

David Hinson: Uh, excuse me?

Korvo: You heard me! Now get!

David growls but releases his hold on Terry.

David Hinson: You got lucky Opposites!

David storms off. Korvo helps Terry up.

Korvo: Oh baby, are you alright?

Terry: Yeah. But you didn’t have to do that.

Korvo: I’m sorry, I just hated when he does that to you! He is such a jerk!

Terry: I don’t get why David hates us…

Korvo: D’aw, I think he’s just jealous because of your amazing work.

Terry: Aw, baby. Come here.

The two husbands then kiss while moaning while the workers smile at them and grow touch by their love for each other.

Workers: Aaaaw.

Meanwhile at school, Yumyulack is eating lunch with his posse.

Yumyulack: So, how are you guys doing?

Arnold the Cat: Good good.

Mark Melner: Yeah. Plus, it’s nice to see you and your sister bonding with each other. Yumyulack blushes as he smiles

Yumyulack: Yeah. Even though she can sometime be a pain, Jesse has always stick by my side.

Ned: Isn’t she taller than you now? You want me to turn her to stone?

Yumyulack: Ned! No! We do not turn family members into stone! Plus, Jesse is going through changes. I mean I don’t blame her for picking on me but, I’m glad she’s growing up.

Arnold the Cat: What about the headphone kids?

Mark Melner: Oh, I’m just glad I’m not part of them anymore. They were really jerks. Plus, they better not mess with us!

Yumyulack: Yeah, ‘cause I have a shrink ray!

Ned: Wait. Didn’t your dads forbid you from using it since they found out you shrink people and put them in a wall?

Yumyulack: Oh shit! You’re right! I can’t do this! I made a promise I cannot break! And I have to put it back before they know

Yumyulack puts away his shrink away. Suddenly, the Headphone Kids show up.

Jayden: Ugh! Well, if it isn’t Mark the traitor and his stupid alien boyfriend.

Mark rolls his eyes.

Yumyulack: What the you guys want?

Arnold the Cat: What do you want?

Aiden: Nothing just seeing how you losers are doing?!

Yumyulack: Leave us alone, assholes.

Mark Melner: Yeah! Got lost!

Aiden: Or what? pushes Yumyulack Punk?

Yumyulack snaps and tackles Aiden as the others start shouting. We then cut to the principal’s office.

Principle Brown: Thank you for coming on such short notice, Mr. and Mr. Opposites.

Korvo: I can’t believe that kid would enrage my boy. What was Aiden thinking? Aw poor Yumyulack. At least he got some friends. Plus, those Heapdhone boys have no right to pick on our son and his boyfriend.

Principal Brown: I am so sorry Aiden has done that to Yumyulack. That was out of context. turns towards Aiden, what were you thinking?!

Aiden: He started it by being a freak!

Korvo then stands up and goes papa wolf.

Korvo: Alright kid, listen here. Nobody… nobody insults my son! You got it?!

Aiden: Whatever.

Later Korvo and Terry are driving the replicants home from school.

Korvo: Sorry you had a rough day honey. I mean you didn’t have to tackle Aiden in anger though. Plus, why don’t you head to your room and calm down when we get back, okay? We’re really worried about you

Yumyulack: Okay.

Then the family went to go pick up Lili from her school.

Korvo: So how was school Lili?

Lili: Pretty amazing! I even got an A+ on my homework!

Terry: Wow! We’re so happy for you honey!

The Opposites arrives home. Korvo opens the door to reveal the Pupa has eaten everything.

Korvo: talking to Yumyulack Look honey, the next time you confront someone just try to use tranquil fury and give him a good sci-fi ass-whooping. But, not physically.

Then, he sees Pupa sick.

Korvo: Aw nuts. Pupa again?

Jesse: Ew! Pupa!

Korvo: D’aw you must be hungry.

Pupa nods.

Korvo: Why don’t I get you snack while I get ready for dinner?

Pupa smiles.

Terry: Oh and honey guess what? I invited someone to help us out for dinner.

The doorbell rings.

Korvo: Who exactly did you invite to help us out, Terry?

Korvo opens the door to reveal their neighbor Debbie.

Debbie: Your neighbor!

Korvo screams in shock.

Korvo: Debbie!

Debbie: Good evening, Korvo. Long time no see.

Korvo: Hey. We haven’t seen you since the wedding.

Debbie: D’aw well I am so glad you are letting me help you with dinner. That is very sweet. Korvo then grow surprised by the compliment and smiles

As Debbie leaves, Terry smirks at Korvo.

Korvo: Aw, you know what Terry? Debbie is a nice lady. I shouldn’t overreact. I mean I was annoyed by the time she is always seductive towards me but I should give her a chance.

Terry laughs.

Terry: I know. But at least you have me now. And I’m really glad you’re giving Debbie a chance.

Korvo hugs Terry.

Korvo: And I am too. kisses Terry on the lips Besides, I hate to admit it, but Debbie is a great cook. Beside, what’s the worse that could happen.

Suddenly the news turns on.

News Report: We interrupt this program to bring us some breaking news! Two crooks have escape from jail!

Terry: Oh God. It’s Cooke and Frankie, again.

Korvo: Oh shit! That can’t be them! Can it?

Jesse: What’s going on?

Lili: What’s happening?

The two alien husbands then grow determined faces while Debbie walks in.

Korvo: Debbie, you think you can do trap for criminals that might be out to kill us?

Debbie: Uh, yeah. I think so.

The two alien husbands grin.

Terry: Good. Cause we need them.

We then see Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke outside the Opposites’ house.

Miss Frankie: Okay. Let’s do this!

Principal Cooke: Fuck yeah!

Yumyulack: So what’s the plan?

Korvo: grinning Just wait and see.

Miss Frankie: Hurry up and knock at the door!

Once Principal Cooke knocks the door, suddenly two ropes tie up Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie’s feet.

Miss Frankie: What the fuck?!

The two crooks then floes while as they hit threw various traps like a blow leaves, a ooze ray, a pack of hair traps and then some tats and feathers as they scream. Terry laughs.

Yumyulack: recording it on phone This is priceless

Miss Frankie: Why those little-

Then, a punch of darts fly out and lands all over Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie as they moan and became unconscious.

Debbie: Wow! Awesome!

Korvo: That’s what happens when you mess with us. high fives Jesse

Lili: Hooray!

Terry: Plus, they’re gonna be unconscious around three months. So, that means they won’t wake up when the police arrives

We then see the police putting Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke in the cars.

Police Officer: Thank God they won’t wake up for three months. Thanks for your cooperation Mr. Opposites.

Korvo: Anytime.

Police Officer: to Terry Oh and Mr. Opposites, congrats on the promotion.

Terry: Thank you. But we can’t take all the credit. Our kids and neighbor Debbie helped!

Jesse: That’s right.

Lili: Yeah baby!

Police Officer: Thank you so much. Have a great night.

We then cut to Korvo reading a book in his and Terry’s bedroom.

Korvo: sigh; to himself Man, to be honest, Debbie has grown on me. She sure does make good traps and great meals.

Terry: Well, they’re not as good as your meals.

Korvo then notices Terry walking towards and then starts to grow seductively.

Terry: You wanna have some fun, sugar?

Korvo: Well, haven’t done it in quite a while.

The two then started to makeout but then Korvo starts to dominate Terry as the two began having sex.

Korvo: moaning Yes! Do you feel that you handsome fuck!

We then cut to after they have sex.

Terry: Woah. We haven’t had sex that hard since we first got married. So, uh, wanna go again?

Korvo: Sure. But can I ask you something first?

Terry: Yes?

Korvo: Do you ever wish things would be back to the way they were?

Terry: No. It’s already wonderful.

Korvo smiles. The next day at the office…

Henry the Horse: Congratulations Terry! You were amazing!

Terry: laughs Thanks.

Korvo: You sure don’t have to worry about David?

Terry: No. I don’t.

David Hinson: Hey! Opposites!

Terry however grins and decided to ignore him as he walks with Korvo.

David Hinson: Hey! Don’t walk away when I’m talking to you!

But, the two alien husbands still walk away while looking lovingly at each other. Korvo kisses Terry on the cheek.

Korvo: I love you.

Terry: I love you too, Korvy.

The two husbands then kiss as they continue walking.

Talkin' 'bout boys... ♡♡♡

Bonus:

Yumyulack: YOU WERE THERE. and WHY.

Terry: I know, but I wanted to hear it from you sweetie!

Yumyulack: It was fine ok! We walked home, [mumbling] ...and kissed

Jesse & Terry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jesse: [dancing around the table] YUMYULACK AND MARKIE SITTING ON A SHIP. YUMMY KISSED MARKIE ON HIS LIP!

Yumyulack: [on the ground] help me pupa

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