#margaerycharming

As far as not-beardy wifes go, Karmen is a nice one! She’s very pretty and polite, so like, of course I’m not knocking that either, but what a legendary modern yet traditional pair we could’ve been! I don’t know if I like the term “side-lady” for Nova ,and in fact, I’d use the word “girlfriend” if we’d used it yet at all but we haven’t, but I’d love it if we had secret passages in the castle that led her to me or vice versa, oh my gosh! How fun! Adding secret passages instantly makes things 400% funner.

She also has llamas and water slides, which is cool! I mean, the polite thing makes my grandmother happy but I like it best when she’s surprising me and acting in ways you wouldn’t expect just from like, knowing her from a distance. If you were married, even in an open marriage, wouldn’t that be her? Like the law technically says she’s the side piece even if your husband doesn’t care at all! You haven’t? Why not? Does she speak a different language or something that she wants to use instead? Are you her freundin instead? I love secret passages too! Although one time I got stuck in one for five hours and was seriously scared I was going to be stuck in the dark forever until Puffin rescued me. 

Celia: Could you please just do me this one favor?

Well, why didn’t you also pick that movie then? We could’ve been Noelle buddies! How cute would that have been? You’d be a better Santa than me though. Staying up all night sounds like the opposite of fun.

There are just so many good ones! By the time I actually answered the question I got super duper distracted and picked whatever movie I was thinking about then instead -- I looooove Christmas, I could so make the best of any Christmas movie life the world wanted to throw at me! Maybe that should be the theme for my month of costumes next year, I could dress up as a character from a Christmas movie every day instead of just being generic Christmassy fun things! I have a whole 11 months to plan, gotta start working now! And I love staying up all night! It’s so much fun to get to see the parts of the world that people ignore because they’re sleeping, and it means looooots of caffeine which is fun and makes me feel bouncy and spinny and like I could stay awake forever and ever and ever.