#manybored

Part 2

a/n: Boredom has dawned upon me Characters: Various Type of work/text: Incorrect Quotes Warnings: None

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Y/N: Are you mad? Zoro: No. Y/N: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Y/N, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Sanji: Y/N, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Zoro, would you get Y/N some water? Zoro: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Brook: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Luffy & Kid in the back of Law's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Law: We have food at home. Law: *pulls into the McDonald's drive-through* Luffy & Kid: YAYYYYYY! Law: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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Luffy: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on

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Franky: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Y/N: I wrote you a poem. Franky, already crying: You did?

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Doflamingo: Law, my old friend! Law: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Doflamingo: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Luffy: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Nami: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a brain cell. Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, and Sanji: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!

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Sanji: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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