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i was humming off danandphilbeats lazy saturday and it occurred to me that it would be a sick beat to rap to. (i have never rapped before). and, uh. <3
(↑yewchube for views) also why is this the best keys solo i've done in my life
lyrics under readmore bc fuck knows i'm lyric blind at least (look at my double entendres boy):
just remembered the funniest and probably best compliment i’ve ever received about my writing was, amidst an entire paragraph talking about the fic: “Please develop a God complex.”
look i understand that i need to get rid of my H. pylori to avoid ulcers and gastric cancer, but the triple antibiotic regimen has me feeling like we found out that the newer immigrants to my microbiota were causing some minor property damage and we’re deciding to fix the situation by bombing the neighborhood
the gender-affirming need to get shredded so i can obnoxiously flex my biceps in the mirror while giving backshots

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i can’t believe dan and phil canonically uhauled together.
the benefits of being mexican and adhd means you're always late to a party (@phanniemasquerade ) 🤪
i'm mando, and i'm half a month from being exactly a decade younger than dan. first mask is a nod to my area of study, second is based off alebrijes. i'm gay as fuck and in an inchresting Situation that is extremely similar to phan except we're somehow not technically together. i started watching dnp (+listening to muse) a decade ago and even did a few phandom meetups back in the day, thought they were cringe for a while, and now i'm back to being cringe <3
i might want to do some music stuff if i ever get off my ass, but mostly i want to get back to writing rpf now that i have dnp's blessing... and to not let whatever i wrote in grade 8 be the only phan stuff i have out there :/
okay like. i haven’t read a lot. crippling undiagnosed adhd and probably memory issues have kept me from consuming books since like elementary school. i probably finished one assigned novel in high school and i finally finished a whole novel for fun last year. i’m churning through moby dick slowly atm, but as a decent editor and writer and hence someone associated with the writing community and seeing those booktok recs or whatever…
girl tell me why the first book i open. starts with a fucking. spotify playlist. like, i was Aware that these books were wattpad-level. but i didnt think it was THAT wattpad holy shit