Very important poll
Who in the Silmarillion is the worst at sex
maglor (weepy)
thingol (the sex is racist somehow)
fingon (never actually shoots his arrow if u know what I mean)
finrod (you’re finding glitter in ur crevices for weeks)
finwë (you KNOW homeboy is gonna be shouting míriel’s name)
túrin (may stab you afterwards. or during. and not in a pleasant way)
turgon (disappears mid thrust with half the population)
manwë (dick too big)
galadriel (control freak and not in a sexy way)
fëanor (Silmarils stay ON during sex)
curufin (will NOT shut up)
Other (explain who and why pls)














