#manchovy

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I keep forgetting that tumblr exists. AnyWAY here’s Manchovy.

my nose still burns from the chocolate milk

Telly the Barber: Something I regret… Aaron… I don’t want to go any further than that…

Incoming message hot off the Foodglitchr test kitchens press: Does your food have a rude ‘tude? Is it edgy like our boi Aaron Craze - or is it as dull as a Delia? Were here with our definiteve list to make sure your nosh stays as raw as the street. 4 ingredients that keep your grub real + 2 that are best left to grandma RUDE FOOD INGREDIENTS 1 ANCHOVIES Like a certain more better well known product* you’ll either love them or you will hate them. Naturally salty crustaceans the bodies of these mini fish contain so much naturally occurring ocean salts that no cookin is needed - pop open the can, pop em in your gob and bosh. tasty snack + no trip to hospital. but its when you add them to what youre cooking that you see there dinnerglitching potential. Theyre like the sugarcubes of the sea, except salt not sugar and you cook with them. Here at foodglitchr HQ we call em Manchovies to honour them as a proper Rude Boy Food. But overfishing is in right now so the ehtical consumer should ask “could anchovies be a sustainable alternative to cod? Are Manchovies the 2K13 reboot of tilapia? Sure theres one big problemo: they are a bit too pricey for John Q Tescoshopper to drop into hisr trolley right now . But think about labour costs. In the time it takes for a fisherman to hook and line a 10lb seabass our anchovy fisherbro only reels in one fish that weighs about 2 grams, so maybe paying a bit more at the checkout is worth it? What ever the answer we know that anchovies will give your grub a heck of a rude ‘tude RUDENESS *** If unavailable try: haddock *vegemite

*facepalm* I wonder who's to blame for the insomnia gene... Mom or Dad...

48. My relationship with my parents. I love my parents with all my heart, and I miss them terribly now that I live out of state.  However, I won't sugar-coat the fact that our relationship, especially in the first three decades of my life, didn't have extremely hard times. There was a period of about a year or so where my mom and I didn't talk at all, we were so mad at each other, and my dad often had to be the go-between for us.  Now that I'm a parent of my own and living over a thousand miles away, I can step back, look at my earlier childhood, and appreciate more what they did for me back then... Especially mom... I don't think I can ever measure up to the kind of mom she was back when Dad was out of the state/country because of the military and she had to essentially raise us girls on her own.

11. strangest thing I have in my room?easy... my fiance/husband