You need to be BIGGER.
Oh, sweetheart~, I love how big you've gotten, but we both know you could be bigger. Your ass still fits in your computer chair, and your shirts are only a 4xl! we need to plump you up yesterday!
Mama Sara places cake in front of you, a decadent 7 layer cake, all of the layers different flavors, slathered in delicious creme cheese icing.
Now I want you to eat this whole cake for me, darling. A good piggy needs to always be full.
Start eating. Do it for Mama.












