Jan 18, 2015
Mum told me to get dressed and what did I do? I layed down with my computer to set up a speed paint for later when I'm definitely supposed to be doing homework.Â
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Mum told me to get dressed and what did I do? I layed down with my computer to set up a speed paint for later when I'm definitely supposed to be doing homework.Â
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Mum: Why did you make so many eggs?
Me: Because
Her: Because why?
Me: Because I need to eat them all this very second.
Her: You're fuckin' weird; you have an unhealthy egg obsession.
Me: It's so hot, why is it so hot?
Mum: It's muggy.
Me: I'm melting, I'm on fire.
Me:
Me:
Me: Is this what snowmen feel like?
Mum: Blaine; asking the important questions in life.
I made my mother laugh so hard she started crying in the middle of the restaurant. What a total ego stroke that was.
Cat Problem - Closed RP with Mamaburt
Kiba sat on the couch, watching tv lazily. It was a cold day outside and he didn't want to get sick or anything, having just recovered from his last round of winter illnesses. The day seemed to go on uninterrupted until he heard the front door open and a quiet 'meow'.
"So cats can open doors now..."Â Kiba thought to himself, but not bothering to get up to investigate just yet.
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Me: So what does cockeyed mean?
Mum: Not straight.
Thea: ...snicker
Me: DON'T SAY IT I KNOW YOU WANT TO
Mum just texted me ‘On my way’ and I started whining
So today my worst nightmare [I'm pretty sure it's everyone's, actually] came true. My mother found some of my smut. You see I have this writing problem where I tend to have to write it on paper for it to actually sound right to me and I end up... Losing track of said papers sometimes. Anyways, so my mother confronted me today. And she says, "Now I need to ask you a question but I'm not sure if I want to." So logically, somewhere in my mind, I knew this was regarding Trey and myself. So I told her to fire away. And she says, "How far have you and Trey gone? Like.. Sexually..." So I said nowhere because in terms of sex, I'm still a virgin and I've kept all my clothes on besides a shirt a few times. And then she says something that nearly sent me off the bed. "Because I've seen some of your writing laying around so I sat down to read it and holy shit kid you have one vivid imagination." So of course I'm sitting on her bed staring at her in disbelief because she's 900% okay with me writing /porn/. I'm pretty sure that I have the best fucking mom ever.