#malmao

His slide basically says that he's a good police officer and pretty comfortable in his current position without much ambition. And he joined a few years after Hank and respects him a lot. He's basically just patiently waiting on his retirement apparently lol. I headcanon him as having a husband tho?

Aw bless I love him more already. Also yes it looks like the general agreement is that he’s happily married which I’m absolutely here for.  Who knows maybe Hank was even at the wedding. Mutual respect and all that. 

Personally, I can so see Eggsy using "babes" as a term of endearment. It would be like...one of those things you get from your parents bc Michelle has definitely used it before as well.

malmao replied to your post: I don't see why eggsy is considered this like...

I think Rox and Eggsy have two totally different approaches to being a spy. Eggsy’s is brash and Roxy’s is calculating. Eggsy is the guy who doesn’t need encouragement jumping out of a plane. Roxy is the girl who will shoot her dog bc it was asked of her. They’re friendship could have really complimented one another in TGC if she hadn’t been so cruelly killed off for shock value. ~hellahartwin

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Of course Merlin loves dogs. He loves their energy and loyalty and has watched many become loyal Kingsman companions. Cats, though, tend to be more peaceful for the weary tech wizard. He likes that he can ignore them for a bit while he buries himself in work and demand nothing more than lazy scratches when he feels like curling up with a good book. 

 So he ended up with two. Calypso and Sunshine and Merlin got them when visiting his sister’s farm. 

It's Eggsy. It's so Eggsy. Somehow Harry gets caught up in this. I mean. Idk I'm just suddenly having feelings about 37 year old, tattooed gentleman Harry Hart who owns a sex shop. I--

tattooed!harry'd be a menace bc here's this man with 5 different butterflies on his arms and a tiny flower near his heart. eggsy wouldn't even stand a chance. somehow he becomes a regular despite never trying anything he bought from the shop. 

“did you enjoy the translucent beads eggsy?” 

“erm yeah they're good fun. a bit cold to the touch though. i never quite understand the point of its length.” 

Ohhhhhh my god. I love Harry being so sure of himself. He’d have to be with a job like that. And poor Eggsy blushing to his ears at The Implication. Not that he hasn’t thought of it when he looks over the purchases that he made. Also just…overtly sexual, sex shop owner Harry Hart having butterflies on his arms and wearing a neat button up with the sleeves rolled to the elbow at work.

and don't forget the hipster glasses to complete the look !

I personally love Urban Decay for my primers.

! this is good news bc i have the hardest time trying to determine which brand for my primers. i have an ud naked palette but that's it. 

@solarrift reblogged your post and added:

You are speaking some kind of alien language…..

But the little I do know… I tend toward e.l.f. stuff cause it’s cheap and works just as well as far as I know (obviously haven’t tried everything :P) :)

they are wonderful aren't they? i tried elf eye primer once and the colours showed up so nice but their prices in australia is kinda high. every time i go on the us site i want to cry a little. 

@unwinthehart replied to your post “if you like makeup what’s your favourite loose powder, face and eye...”

I mostly use stuff from an italian brand and/or Max Factor, but I love the Stay Matte Loose Powder from Rimmel. The foundation from the same line is also pretty good :)

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Eggsy smiles through it but he'll always remember the way his heart felt cracked open. Of course then you have the moment that he finds out Harry was lying through his teeth bc he's NOBLE and a GENTLEMAN, or some bollocks like that

Mal (may I?)! that first line sounds like a great starter for a 60k eggsy's pov pining/mutual pining/they will but will they? fic.