Like everytime he starts to be evil, do dastardly things, or plot, random fuckin' marshmallows of various shapes and sizes pelt him in the face.

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Wind Waker Ganondorf would first be caught off guard, the marshmallows knocking the wind out of his plotting mid-sentence. He’d glare around, eyes narrowed, as though daring the invisible assailant to strike again. After a few incidents, he’d start catching them in midair, huffing with mild amusement as he tries to continue his evil planning through the barrage. “Is this supposed to deter me?” he’d mutter, smirking as he ponders how to turn this strange annoyance into a game. He might even joke about making it part of his plot, storing some in his cloak as snacks.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would be irritated beyond belief. Every time he tries to get into his scheming stride, a soft marshmallow would smack into him, halting his ominous laugh or his menacing plans. “What is the meaning of this?” he’d roar, voice shaking the walls as marshmallows bounce harmlessly off his armor. He’d start brushing them aside with annoyance, but eventually, he’d begrudgingly try a bite, realizing they’re not all bad. After a few incidents, he’d develop an exasperated tolerance, though he’d privately curse the day he encountered them.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would react with dark confusion. The first time a marshmallow smacked him in the face, he’d stop, staring at it with utter disdain. “Are you mocking me, Hyrule?” he’d sneer, utterly baffled by the soft and squishy interference. No matter how menacing he tried to be, another marshmallow would boop his nose or stick to his cape. Though he’d find it maddening at first, he might let his SO secretly see a rare, grudging chuckle after it happened too many times to ignore. But no matter what, he’d ensure that marshmallow pelting was treated as the gravest of interruptions.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would take it as an insult to his grandeur, a slight against his powerful image. “Who dares assault the Demon King… with marshmallows?” he’d growl, sweeping the marshmallows off with a single irritated swipe. His minions Zant and Ghirahim would watch in stunned, barely concealed delight as their powerful master fended off the fluffy onslaught. Despite himself, he’d feel a flicker of humor that he’d only express in private, though his pride would never let him admit that these small, silly missiles could thwart his composure. Eventually, he might even keep a few, muttering, “I’ll use these in my own time.”

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would react with cold fury at first, eyes flashing dangerously. The first marshmallow to hit him would be obliterated in an instant, and he’d halt mid-sentence, clearly thrown off. Yet, as the barrage continued, he’d realize with reluctant amusement that these tiny puffs were more persistent than any enemy he’d encountered. “Very well,” he’d say under his breath, sighing as another one smacks his shoulder, but his lips would twitch with the hint of a smirk. Soon, he’d reach the point where he catches them with ease, even keeping one or two for a private snack when no one is watching.

Demise

Deadpool: (smiling and cracking his knuckles as he approaches the Gerudo Warlords and Demise) “Well, look who’s here! Six Ganon-daddies all lined up like the villain buffet at a gamer’s Thanksgiving! Oooh, and the big scary one with the glowing hair! Are you the OG? The ‘daddy daddy’ of all these ‘Dorfies?’”

Wind Waker Ganondorf (Wake):

Wake crosses his arms, peering down at Deadpool with an arched brow, half-curious, half-amused.

Wake: “Do you ever stop talking? Or does your voice run on some kind of enchanted battery?”

Deadpool: “Enchanted battery?! This vocal powerhouse is 100% all-natural, baby! Brought to you by fourth-wall-juice and pure, unadulterated caffeine!”

Wake: (sighing but slightly entertained) “You're either a master of chaos… or the village idiot of your world.”

Deadpool: (grinning) “Both, but hey, you get the sword-wielding, pirate-loving, smack-talking pirate vibe! We should team up sometime, maybe hit up a karaoke bar?”

Wake raises a brow, half-amused, half-perturbed by the idea but not entirely dismissing it, though he’s trying to hide a slight smirk.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (OoT):

OoT Ganondorf glares coldly at Deadpool, one hand hovering near his sword, prepared for an attack if necessary.

OoT: “Fool. You presume far too much. Do you know who you’re speaking to?”

Deadpool: “Oh, I do! You’re, like, the OG OG! The ‘make-Hyrule-a-dark-realm’ guy! The original Green Machine! Ooooh, I’m getting chills just thinking about your legend—except for the part where you, y’know, lost to a ten-year-old twice!”

OoT: (face turning a deep shade of crimson) “Choose. Your. Next. Words. Carefully.”

Deadpool: “Ooo, tough guy alert! Wanna go get some rage therapy together? I know a guy. Or, ooh, even better! I’ll be your rage therapy!”

OoT clenches his fists, completely exasperated, but somehow, Deadpool’s audacity leaves him baffled enough to prevent him from fully unleashing his wrath.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Noctis):

Noctis takes a few slow steps toward Deadpool, his face an unreadable mask, and his aura downright intimidating.

Noctis: “Strange… You laugh in the presence of death?”

Deadpool: (leaning in, waggling his brows) “Death is an old friend of mine! We go way back. Fun fact, I’ve dated her sister. You’d probably love her.”

Noctis: (clearly unimpressed) “You would do well to silence yourself. Or I’ll do it for you.”

Deadpool: (smirking, crossing his arms defiantly) “Well, try me, Nocty! I’m a regenerating chatterbox, and honey, you wish you could get rid of me!”

Noctis grimaces, barely restraining himself, but he finds himself more intrigued than he’d like to admit, wondering how Deadpool’s regeneration could be “repurposed” for something far less obnoxious.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Hedony):

Hedony surveys Deadpool, an amused smile playing at his lips as he looks the mercenary up and down.

Hedony: “Hm. A jester with a death wish.”

Deadpool: “Yeah, but, like, a really sexy jester, wouldn’t you say? Love the hair, by the way. Do you style it yourself, or does your hairdresser also do evil overlords on the side?”

Hedony: (chuckling) “You’d do well to amuse me more, little fool. You might survive a moment longer.”

Deadpool: (grinning) “Anything for you, Big Red! Wanna hear a joke? Why did the Triforce cross the road?”

Hedony: (eyeing Deadpool with a smirk) “Because it was fleeing from you, I assume?”

They share a laugh, albeit for very different reasons. Hedony finds Deadpool’s antics a welcome entertainment but silently wonders if this “mercenary” would actually fare in a fight.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (TOTK):

TOTK eyes Deadpool with utter disgust, as if he’s staring at something beneath his notice.

TOTK: “Insolence… You dare speak so casually to a king?”

Deadpool: “Who, me? I’m sorry, did I miss the part where you actually won? ‘Cause last I checked, you keep ending up in the ground—literally!”

TOTK: “Another word from you, and I’ll see to it that you never speak again.”

Deadpool: (mock-saluting) “Yessir, Your Highness of Grumpy Town, population one!”

TOTK looks like he’s about to lose his last ounce of patience, but Deadpool’s obliviousness is so astounding he’s left bewildered, his usual anger momentarily disrupted.

Demise:

Demise, towering over everyone, stares down at Deadpool with a deep, unyielding hatred, sparking fear even in the merc’s normally fearless heart.

Demise: “You are nothing to me. Another insect begging to be crushed beneath my heel.”

Deadpool: (Huge grin) “Oh, big talk! Ever tried a sense of humor? I hear it’s great for the soul. Not that you, uh, have one, right?”

Demise: “Do you think yourself immortal? Your existence ends now.”

Deadpool: (laughing nervously, backing away) “Whoa, slow down there, Giganto! I’m a lover, not a fighter… usually. But hey, you’d be amazed how many people love my type of big bad evil energy, and I mean, wow—you are nailing it.”

Demise’s sheer presence finally leaves Deadpool a little less bold and a little more in survival mode, but Deadpool’s parting words still echo as Demise silently considers the idea of obliterating him right there and then.

Final Moment: Deadpool: (whispering to himself as he edges away) “Okay, that’s five really angry sword-wielding villains and one towering embodiment of death. Maaaaybe I’ll take a raincheck on that evil overlord team-up thing.”

They are gone often to do whatever they do, and SO got lonely T-T

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Wind Waker Ganondorf would be a mix of curious and bemused, more intrigued than insulted. After a good, hearty laugh at the sheer novelty of the situation, he’d tease his SO about it. “So, you’ve found a way to entertain yourself with a… copy of me?” He’d shake his head, amused by how his SO’s cleverness mirrors his own resourcefulness. He’d spend some time with them, watching the AI interact, occasionally laughing at its attempts to capture his personality. Finally, he’d draw his SO close, his tone both teasing and sincere. “You don’t need a substitute when the real thing is here. But perhaps I’ll give you a bit more of my time, hmm?”

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would initially be unsettled, masking his jealousy with a wry smile. “You’d rather talk to an artificial version of me? Am I not enough when I’m here?” He’d want to know every detail of what the AI “Ganondorf” says and does, studying its responses with a sharp, scrutinizing gaze. Though he might not admit it directly, the idea of his SO feeling so alone in his absence would sting. After a little thought, he’d smirk and say, “Perhaps I should make time for you myself.” He’d make a point to spend extra time with them, ensuring they know that no AI could compare to the real thing.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would find the whole situation laughable and a bit beneath him—at least at first. “You speak with a phantom of me? Truly?” he’d scoff. His pride wouldn’t allow him to see an AI version as any real substitute, but if he noticed a longing in his SO’s eyes or a hint of loneliness, his reaction would soften. He’d silently resolve to be around more, though he’d act nonchalant about it, wrapping an arm around them with a possessive air. “Rest assured, I am far more captivating than any mimicry. Next time, wait for my return. I’ll make the wait worth your while.”

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would be more jealous and maybe a little offended. “You... preferred a replica in my absence?” He’d let out a low, displeased rumble as he studied the AI’s responses, searching for ways it failed to truly embody him. Zant and Ghirahim might find his brooding over an “imposter” hilarious, but he’d ignore them, laser-focused on ensuring his SO’s affection stays focused on the real Ganondorf. He’d find ways to occupy their time, letting no AI have the satisfaction. “There’s only one worthy of your attention, and it’s not a mere program,” he’d say, pulling them closer.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would initially seem neutral, quietly contemplating the situation with an unreadable expression. The concept of an AI would fascinate him somewhat, but he’d feel a subtle, possessive urge to ensure his SO never needed such a “replacement.” He’d dismiss the AI version without hesitation, guiding his SO’s attention back to him. “Only I can satisfy your longing,” he’d say with conviction, leaning in to remind them of his real presence. He’d vow to stay close more often, making certain that their memories of him were vivid enough to linger, even when he was away.

Demise

The “rescue” attempt by Hyrulean knights—mistaking SO as a victim of their own free will—would infuriate every Ganondorf (and Demise), each feeling the sting of the insult as well as concern for their SO. Here’s how each would respond to their SO’s wrongful "rescue" and refusal to be heard out by the knights.

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Wind Waker Ganondorf would find this situation almost laughable, though the sight of his SO whisked away by knights under such mistaken pretense would stoke a rare flare of urgency in him. He’d dispatch the winds to overtake them, his commanding voice booming out, “Release them—now!” His amused smile would do little to hide his underlying anger as he watches the knights hesitate. “Are you so ignorant you cannot tell love from captivity?” As soon as his SO is freed, he’d gather them into his arms, offering comfort with a smile. “Perhaps now you understand why they left your kingdom in the first place.”

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would be furious. He’d descend upon the knights with a ferocity they wouldn’t expect, lightning sparking in his gaze. With an intimidating growl, he’d demand, “Return them. Now.” His patience for misunderstanding runs thin, especially when it means his SO isn’t being respected. He’d easily break through their lines, standing before the knights with his SO safe at his side, his tone cold and deadly. “You’ve made an error you won’t soon forget,” he’d warn, letting his SO handle the explanation as he towers protectively, making sure none of the knights dare to speak out again.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would be all dark scowls and deadly silence at first, his presence alone enough to make the knights quiver. He’d approach with his SO’s freedom as his only goal, his deep voice like gravel as he commands, “Release them, unless you wish to answer for this offense.” His SO’s distress would fuel his anger, and the knights’ refusal to listen would only make him more determined. Once reunited, he’d pull them close, his gaze filled with an unspoken promise of vengeance if they’re ever taken from him again. “You will not mistake my SO’s loyalty again,” he’d declare before vanishing from sight with them at his side.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would be relentless, sweeping in like a storm with Zant and Ghirahim at his side. “You ‘rescue’ my SO? Pathetic!” He’d force the knights to a halt, his mere presence stopping them in their tracks. He’d be especially irritated by their refusal to listen to his SO’s explanations and would make his feelings very clear. “They are mine by choice,” he’d announce as his SO is finally released, daring the knights to say otherwise. With one arm around his SO, he’d laugh darkly. “And if you attempt this farce again, you’ll face the true force of my wrath.”

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would approach with measured steps, his fury cold and calculating. “Do you truly believe my SO would be so easily controlled?” His voice would be filled with scorn as he confronts the knights, who would likely back away from his intense presence. The sight of his SO struggling to be heard would further irritate him, and he’d step in, commanding silence with a single look. “Their words are as free as their choice to stand by my side,” he’d declare, ensuring his SO’s voice finally gets the respect it deserves. When they’re safe, he’d hold them close, murmuring, “Such interference will not be tolerated again.”

Demise

The accusation of kidnapping and brainwashing their SO—especially when it’s so deeply inaccurate—would spark an intense reaction in every Ganondorf (and Demise), though each would handle the hero’s audacity a bit differently. Their SO, who is clearly with them by choice, might need to step in before things escalate too far!

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Wind Waker Ganondorf’s initial response would be disbelief, followed by an amused scoff. He’d give the hero a look of pure exasperation. “Kidnapping? Brainwashing?” He’d gesture to his SO, as if the very idea were too absurd to dignify. “Clearly, you know nothing.” When his SO insists on explaining themselves, Ganondorf would let them do so, watching with crossed arms, though he’d occasionally throw in a sarcastic remark just to needle the hero. “Why don’t you ask them instead of assuming?” he’d drawl, clearly enjoying the look of bewilderment on the hero’s face as his SO explains the truth.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would find the accusation more insulting than amusing. He’d sneer, power practically radiating from him as he addresses the hero. “You dare accuse me of such weakness as brainwashing?” He’d step between the hero and his SO, eyes narrowed and voice dangerously low. “If they’re with me, it’s because they chose to be.” When his SO steps forward to confirm this, he’d let them handle the hero, but his glare would never waver. He’d remain there, a silent but intimidating presence, daring the hero to try anything more foolish.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would take the accusation as an insult to both his honor and his SO’s autonomy. His eyes would flash dangerously as he towers over the hero. “You insult us both with such foolishness,” he’d growl. His SO might have to intervene quickly, or else Ganondorf might see this as a chance to teach the hero a lesson in assuming things. But, as his SO calmly explains the truth, he’d keep his intense gaze on the hero, clearly enjoying watching the accusation unravel. “Perhaps the hero should learn to recognize devotion when he sees it,” he’d murmur as they walk away, smirking at the hero’s embarrassment.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would react with a dark laugh, finding the accusation entertainingly naive. “You truly believe they would need to be ‘brainwashed’ to choose me?” His voice would be dripping with condescension as he stands protectively by his SO, who’s clearly mortified by the accusation. As they explain, he’d cross his arms, a small, mocking smile lingering on his face. “See? No force is needed to inspire loyalty,” he’d add, the amusement in his tone an obvious jab at the hero. And if his SO reassures him with a smile or touch, he’d make sure the hero saw it, enjoying the hero’s frustration.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would initially respond with a stoic silence, eyes narrowing as he regards the hero with something akin to pity. “Such assumptions are born from ignorance,” he’d state, his voice low and measured. He’d turn to his SO, letting them clarify with a calm that masks his underlying anger. If the hero were to persist, however, Ganondorf wouldn’t hold back. “If you doubt their choice, then perhaps you doubt the strength of their will,” he’d say, his gaze piercing. He’d use this as a teaching moment for the hero, making it very clear just how foolish the accusation was.

Demise

Demise would react with a dark chuckle that’s far from reassuring. To him, the accusation is a laughable challenge to his power and his SO’s autonomy. “You think they are here against their will?” he’d mock, gesturing to his SO to show the ridiculousness of it all. He’d enjoy watching the hero squirm as his SO passionately explains their choice. “See?” he’d say with a cruel smirk. “You can keep your accusations; I don’t need to rely on such petty methods.” Demise would take satisfaction in knowing the hero feels helpless against the strength of their bond.

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Wind Waker Ganondorf would chuckle deeply, arms crossed as he looks down at his SO with a playful glint in his eye. “A mask and cape, you say? You enjoy a bit of mystery.” He’d give in, enjoying the opportunity to dress the part of the dark and elusive Phantom. Once he’s donned the mask and dramatically draped cape, he’d approach his SO, moving with a slow, imposing grace. “Do you like this, then?” he’d murmur, voice low and coaxing. Seeing his SO blush and get flustered would leave him quite smug, and he’d lean close, his voice a smooth whisper. “You know, if you wanted to be seduced, you only had to ask.”

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Initially, Ocarina of Time Ganondorf might scoff at the suggestion, finding it absurd to dress up like some mysterious “phantom.” But once he sees how serious—and adorably flustered—his SO is about it, he’d relent, though with a smirk. When he reappears in full Phantom garb, his towering presence enhanced by the dramatic mask and flowing cape, he’d sweep toward his SO with an almost theatrical flair. “So, this is what you wanted?” he’d ask in a teasing tone, pulling them close with one arm. The sight of them melting under his intense gaze would be too good to pass up, and he’d add softly, “Careful what you wish for.”

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would raise an eyebrow and perhaps chuckle at the suggestion, enjoying his SO’s flushed excitement as much as the idea of embodying the haunting allure of a masked figure. He’d take his time, ensuring he looked every bit as mysterious and dark as they imagined. Once he’s in full costume, he’d approach with a slow, measured step, extending a gloved hand in an invitation. “I hope I live up to your expectations,” he’d say in that deep, resonant voice, his words laced with a hint of danger. Watching his SO practically melt would amuse him, and he’d lean close to murmur, “Perhaps I should wear a mask more often.”

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

This Ganondorf would revel in the dramatic aspect, embracing the chance to play such a sinister, romantic role. He’d go all-out, even donning an elegant black suit and mask, making himself the picture of commanding allure. Once in costume, he’d stride up to his SO, giving them an intense, almost predatory look. “Is this what you desire?” he’d ask in a voice that’s dark and rich with amusement. When they blush and stammer, he’d smirk, thoroughly pleased, and extend his hand in a courtly gesture. “Come with me then, into the darkness,” he’d say, his voice a low purr, clearly relishing their reaction.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would initially be skeptical, but the moment he realizes how much his SO desires it, he’d indulge them—if only to see their reactions. Once he’s wearing the mask, he’d draw himself up with that imposing grace he has, approaching his SO with a slow, deliberate gaze that held all the mystery and power of the Phantom. “Is this the man you were hoping to see?” he’d ask softly, his voice tinged with amusement. Watching his SO’s face turn red, he’d bring a hand to their chin, lifting it so they couldn’t look away. “I could make this a permanent part of my wardrobe… if it pleases you.”

Demise

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Wind Waker Ganondorf would initially look at the art with disdain, dismissing it with a snort. But as he glanced back and took in the details, he’d smirk at the obvious admiration for his form and strength. “If these artists wanted inspiration,” he’d say with a chuckle, “they should’ve sought me out directly.” He’d make a few teasing remarks to his SO, especially if they’re blushing: “Interesting that they captured me so… closely. I don’t suppose you commissioned it, did you?” His confidence would be through the roof, enjoying the attention, even if it’s from strangers.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would be less amused. His eyes would narrow as he examined the piece, his prideful nature immediately kicking in. “They think to depict me this way?” he’d mutter with a scowl, clearly unsettled by being portrayed so casually in such a vulnerable light. But if his SO was blushing and stumbling over words, he’d eventually soften, a slight smirk breaking through as he leaned toward them. “Embarrassed?” he’d tease, wrapping an arm around them. “Remember, no one else has the real thing.” And while he wouldn’t admit it, he might secretly appreciate their admiration.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would raise an eyebrow and laugh darkly, deeply entertained by the sheer audacity of it. The dark, stoic warrior in him would be surprised by the graphic nature, but he’d turn it into a moment of humor, appreciating the apparent fearlessness of the artist. “It’s bold, I’ll give them that,” he’d say with a low chuckle. Seeing his SO’s blushing face, he’d draw them in, almost daring them to look him in the eyes. “I’m flattered, truly. But tell me… do you find their work inspiring?” He’d likely use the moment to his advantage, feeding off their embarrassment with quiet amusement.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would be thoroughly amused and maybe even a bit impressed by the detail, arms folded as he studied the art with intense scrutiny. “They’ve managed to capture me rather accurately,” he’d say with a pleased smirk. Watching his SO blush would only make him more smug. “It’s only natural that they’d want to showcase my strength in all its… forms.” He might joke about sending a “thank you” to the artist, just to see his SO’s reaction. To him, it’s all harmless admiration, though he might secretly enjoy knowing that others see him as powerfully as he sees himself.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would raise an eyebrow, leaning back in mild astonishment as he took in the explicit portrayal. After a moment, he’d chuckle, a deep and knowing sound. “It seems mortals are more daring than I gave them credit for.” His pride would likely make him a bit critical of the artist’s accuracy, pointing out any small flaws in his depiction. “Flattering, though they haven’t quite captured me correctly, have they?” If his SO’s cheeks are flushed, he’d lean in with a dark grin. “I’m curious, do you share this… fascination with my form?” He’d definitely turn the tables, using it as a chance to fluster his SO further.

Demise

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Wind Waker Ganondorf would be intrigued by the sheer amount of knowledge readily accessible. He’d appreciate the strategy and political discussions, history videos, and any analyses on power dynamics. Still, he’d quickly get annoyed by ads and interruptions, dismissing them as “the price of a free realm.” That said, he’d find the idea of people broadcasting themselves endlessly ridiculous. He might occasionally watch a few videos on ancient civilizations or oceans, though, finding similarities between Hyrule’s waters and Earth’s oceans strangely compelling.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would initially be skeptical, but he’d quickly see YouTube’s potential for information gathering. He’d scour videos on weaponry, tactics, and warfare, his interest caught by tutorials on obscure weapons or famous battles. Part of him would scoff at the platform’s lighthearted or silly videos, though; “They’re wasting their time with frivolity.” Still, if his SO introduced him to certain creators or even funny videos, he might give in with a reluctant chuckle, keeping it a strictly personal indulgence.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would be initially suspicious, but once he understood it, he’d be drawn to channels that document strategies, conquest, and psychological tactics. Any mention of ancient artifacts or mystical lore would quickly grab his attention. After a while, he’d probably begin curating a private list of videos his SO suggested, especially those that made him laugh. He’d never admit it, but he might develop a minor interest in wilderness survival videos, preparing mentally to rule not only over Hyrule but any foreign lands he might encounter.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

For Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf, YouTube would be a revelation, but also a bit of a guilty pleasure. “A place to broadcast your power…” he’d muse, watching everything from gym channels to DIY smithing videos. He’d be particularly interested in anything related to martial arts, physical training, and military demonstrations, often making comments like “They lack power,” while secretly taking notes on newer techniques. He’d probably even ponder uploading a few demonstrations himself if only to make a point about true strength. But watch out—he might end up in a few online debates on videos he found “unworthy of praise.”

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would be more pragmatic. He’d see YouTube as a tool for espionage, knowledge, and insights into the minds of mortals. He’d scour documentaries, conspiracies, and dark lore compilations, looking for any tidbits on ancient powers or prophecies. Secretly, though, he might find himself intrigued by channels exploring psychology and humanity’s hidden desires—anything that would give him an advantage in manipulating others. Occasionally, his SO might catch him watching animal documentaries in fascination, though he’d quickly switch tabs if he thought they noticed.

Demise

Demise would scoff at the platform initially, seeing it as a trivial distraction. But if he gave it a chance, he’d zero in on motivational speeches, survivalism, and combat techniques. He might begrudgingly admit the wisdom in videos on “power dynamics” or “leadership tactics,” though anything sentimental would bore him. A guilty pleasure might emerge, though, in watching chaotic destruction videos—volcanic eruptions, floods, and storms—which he’d watch with a dark satisfaction. Eventually, he might even find himself half-enjoying funny videos his SO suggested, but he’d never admit to any such amusement.