Do you have sweet or funny headcanons for Malleus and Irina?👀
i love them
I dooooooooo > <
For the funny thing— I'm imagining in the Glorious Masquerade Event. I imagine my 'Yuu's (Tomoe and Irina) also having Cards just like my other OCs and the canon characters, and in her Masquerade Dress vignette they dance together— and the vignette is just about her and Malleus acting like they're on their literal honeymoon flirting with each other SO OPENLY but not even realizing that's what they're doing, and seeing how Jamil, Ruggie, Silver, and Sebek react to it. Jamil and Ruggie (figuratively Irina's side of the family) wanting to tear their hair out because they won't just make it official already— at this point Irina 100% knows about her feelings but thinks they're unrequited and is pining like CRAZY, and Malleus has no idea that what he's feeling is love yet
So imagining two of the people at NRC who're great at reading situations like this realizing EXACTLY what's going on but knowing there's nothing they can do to make them just confess to each other already and they just have to suffer through this until the situation resolves itself is really funny to me
And as for Malleus' side, Sebek not quite realizing there's more than just friendship going on there and gushing about how cool Malleus looks dancing and 'of course Lord Malleus would excel at the art of dancing! He— (yap yap yap)', and Silver just being happy for them both because they seem happy
Like with the exception of maybe Silver, Sebek and Deuce EVERYONE realizes it and finds it SO FRUSTRATING
(And tiny side thing— my OCs Artemisia, Veronica and Lisle are also there Veronica doesn't care Lisle thinks it would only be kind for him to do something about it, thinking Malleus and Irina would both be grateful if he were to, in his words 'solve their little conondrum', but Azul stops him Artemisia is in the same camp as Silver)
And for the sweet thing— literally difficult to name something about them together that ISN'T sweet— but speaking of vignettes again, I imagine her Dorm Uniform Vignette includes her visiting Malleus' room, her getting there while he hadn't returned yet and deciding to wait for him. She feels safe and comfortable and relaxed in his room, since she associates it with him. So she just ends up falling asleep because she's so comfortable— and that has literally never happened before. She's never really been able to take naps before because she always has her guard up too high to relax enough to fall asleep.
And then when she wakes up she's leaning on his shoulder (he came back and waited for her to wake up) and he just smiles and asks how her day was and she also smiles and they just start talking— 🥺🥺🥺
AAAAA I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
THEY ARE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH—













