#maljic

Yes.

1. favorite hockey memory Hmm... either the time at a Rampage game when I ate the filling out of a cannoli while maintaining eye contact with a player on the bench, or being in attendance for the longest shootout in Rampage history (FIFTEEN rounds)

17. a city you think should get an nhl team next There aren’t enough on the west coast. Before the Kraken, the closest was the Kings, which is ridiculous. I say give a team to Portland.

tell me tho, was it a somewhat happy ending?

Spoilers:

he’s on my list and that’s the only list that matters tbqh

OHOHO MY TIME HAS COME

Like, I don’t think this even IS a pairing, it’s the only thing I’ve ever read for these two but hohoholy FUCK it’s amazing

Uhhhhhh oh my god you’re making me work for this one, hang on, gotta look up the roster

1) Matt Martin, mostly for “You were in the minors longer than me, you dumb fuck” and “go dye your hair”.

2) Cal Clutterbuck for not only his name but his massive hipster energies