#maliceincarnate

Call me homophobic but I’m getting real sick of not fucking thinking straight

Being insane is so unserious it’s like am I a bad person because I don’t have as many fetishes as my friends do. And it’s like you know I’m not quite sure about that one to be perfectly honest with you

I know what bottling up feelings did to my parents. That’s why I’m a fucking bitch sometimes

Pussy like an old iPhone you spend an hour turning it on and it dies in five minutes

I’m in some kind of arms race situation with my own pussy where I try to figure out what turns me on and then it spontaneously decides that that doesn’t work anymore.

There should be the death penalty for whoever had the idea to put my favorite song in Heated Rivalry

Call me a long running television show the way I keep having so many fucking episodes

I should have a flowchart for what to do when the demon in my head tells me to start spiraling around other people