Why do Bumblebee and Unicron look so alike?
Unicron: This is my child.
*Holds a little baby Bumblebee in their arms*
Primus: What?
Bumblebee: Ah.
Unicron: My child is my everything, if anything were to happen to them I would destroy every planet in my way.
Primus: Please don't.
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Cyclonus: My Lord, I have a bit of news...
Unicron: Well out with it.
Cyclonus: It's nothing of any consequence and it's certainly no reason to over react. It's just that Optimus Prime has..
Unicron: Disappeared?
Cyclonus: Uh, no. Optimus Prime has..
Unicron: Cut off his leg? No wait, the rust.
Cyclonus: No, my lord. Optimus Prime has asked Bumblebee if he would become his-
Unicron: Do not. Ruin my morning.
*cut to later*
Bumblebee: Optimus asked me to marry him.
Unicron: Poor thing. He'll recover.
*Bumblebee face palms*
Bumblebee: My answer was "yes".
Unicron: No.
Bumblebee: Yes.
Unicron: No.
Bumblebee: I wasn't really asking.
Unicron: Nor was I.
Bumblebee: What, You'll turn him into a ghost?
Unicron: Hmm.
Bumblebee: No, stop that. Why don't you like Optimus?
Unicron: Well for one thing he is cybertronian.
Bumblebee: I live on Cybertron.
Unicron: And I have never held that against you.
Bumblebee: Until I fell in love.
Unicron: Love... Love doesn't always end well, child.
Bumblebee: Yes I know, the last time you fell in love and stop being evil, Primus stabbed you in the back and took me away from you.
(Also art)
