#malcom.txt

capital m fictives will turn people "evil" and then get sad (/silly) when the "evil" people threaten to turn them into gmod hh gregg. like shhh its ok become british (is hh gregg british???)

everyone forgets that gvrv canonically wears eyeshadow and possibly eyeliner. diversity loss this evil grandpa who hates everyone is gnc (maybe)

hlvrv hc that out of the gordons, freeman, swap, and player are the only 3 to not use glasses. they have frames, but its just for the gordon look (they dont actually need them to see). doc has the worst vision (the Goop damaged his eyes, like chlorine but like. 10000 times worse) but his goggles have his prescription and thats why theyre kept on most of the time, gordon b’s/loverboy’s prescription is p average, and malcom has the best vision but still needs to wear glasses.