#major panic

My paranoid half-drow ass: I propose a temporary alliance. I’ll put a good word in to the elven queen for you and you keep what you know about me to yourself.

Superior secret drow noble: ...

My cynical half-drow ass: and just to make it clear, if you fuck me over, I’ll fuck you over.

*rolls 4 for intimidation*

Superior drow noble: *switches from undercommon to common* That goes both ways, A’Doravirr. :)

Me: ...

Drow noble’s husband: ...

The only member of the party who I don’t want to know that name: ...

Hey someone tell me why I decided to draw my most DETAILED VILLAIN in the style of Carmen Sandiego. A lineless style.

“--Oh GOD, not Major Panic!”

The sound of a blaster clicking--