#major garcia

[Annette] Emory, when are we taking the family photo? We gotta get going soon if we’re gonna be home at a reasonable time. 

[Emory] We’re taking a family photo?

[Annette] Well yeah, when is the next time we’re all gonna be together?

[Emory] Knowing us? Probably next week.

[Annette] You know what I mean!

[Emory] Fine, fine, let’s take a picture.

[Jax] Take a picture? I’m fucking Spider-man.

[Emory] Go wash it off!

[Annette] Wait, wait get a pic with all the kids and their  face-paint.

[Jax] I’m not a kid, Aunt Annie.

[Annette] ...You’re fucking Spider-man.

[Major] Hey Vin- Vincent? 

[Sawyer] Oh, that ain’t right.

[Autumn] I told you, if you got up too fast you’d fall and look what you did.

[Vincent] Bullshit, you pulled me onto you.

[Autumn] I did no such thing. 

[Vincent] Asshole. Let me get up. 

[Autumn] You’re just gonna fall again. 

[Vincent] No I’m not! I’m not that drunk. 

[Autumn] You are though.

[Vincent] Am not!

[Autumn] Are so!

[Jax] Hey, hey Vince? 

[Vincent] What?

[Jax] Your boyfriend’s here.

[Vincent] Oh, hey Major! You remember Autumn right?

[Sawyer] I’ll walk you home Major, c’mon. 

[Major] Yeah, thanks.