#main;jordan

“You know, I remember you being better at flirting...” Jordan teased as he got closer to Rem. “Want to try that again or skip all that?” 

Jordan was only on his third drink when he turned to see that face. Instantly a shiver ran up and down his spine. Chugging the rest of the bottle, he gave it a moment before speaking. “Is this a coincidence or are you stalking me?” Eyes then side glanced the man, somewhat afraid to move. 

“I didn’t see anything!” He lied, of course he had seen it. He tried to turn and run but tripped over his own foot and landed on his face. Yep, he was about to be a dead man. 

“Not sure what else to tell you”

“Where have you been?!” He finally blurted out. “It’s been weeks. Everyone is looking for you!” He was almost crying. Of course he had thought the worst happened but now he was confused and a bit upset. “What the hell??” 

Jordan grumbled a bit as he was woken up by pressure on his chest. He opened his eyes and saw the small child staring down at him. “Uh...hi?” He nudged the other next to him. “You could’ve warned me you had a kid” He whispered, the child still staring at him. “Are you my new daddy?” They asked and Jordan froze. “What? No. I’m not....no” He shook his head and pulled the sheet up a bit to cover himself better. He looked over to the other and frowned. “Come on wake up” 

“Oh..Jesus...Fuck” Jordan jumped as the other popped out of nowhere. “Don’t do that!” He sighed, trying to calm himself down. Why the other felt the need to constantly surprise him was beyond comprehension. “Could you not do that for like one day?”  He huffed and went to set his things down in the kitchen. 

“Oh good. I’m lost” Jordan bitched to himself as he kept walking through the woods. He originally came out to try and find a nice place to set up camp later that night but now he couldn’t find the trail. Suddenly he heard rustling and looked around. “Who’s there?”