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CA: quite a group wwe havve here

CA: its been a wwhile

AA: hahaha yeah 0_0

GC: Y34H 1T H4S

CA: ar should i be readin those logs up there or ignorin em

AA: uh

AA: im uh

AA: i kn0w i sh0uld have t0ld y0u i just didnt want t0 w0rry y0u

AA: y0uve had t0 deal with en0ugh y0u didnt need all 0f that

CA: look its fine youre not the only one wwho didnt mention all a their fuckin correspondences wwith sollux captor

CA: rezi howwre things

AA: 0_0

CA: i see vvris is here too

GC: TH1NGS 4R3 DO1NG JUST F1N3

GC: 1 H4V3 B33N WORK1NG ON SOM3 SM4LL PROJ3CTS

CA: like wwhat

GC: 1T'S NON3 OF YOUR BUS1N3SS >:]

CA: awwesome good talk

AC: :33 < hi!

GC: H3H3H3

GC: H3Y N3P3T4

AC: :33 < i furgot i had my husktop open eh33h33

AG: Terezi you have gotten me interested at those projects of yours.

AG: Can you give us a little hint a8out what those projects entail?

GC: NO

GC: H3H3H3H3H3

AG: Fine, I'm gonna guess then.

AG: Do they involve hanging stuffed animals from your hive as most of your projects do?

GC: NO, NOT TH1S T1M3

CA: it wwasnt an inaccurate guess

GC: 4NYW4Y 1M SUR3 MUCH MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG STUFF H4S H4PP3N3D 1N TH3 T1M3 TH4T H4S P4SS3D S1NC3 4 LOT OF US H4V3 B33N ON

AA: n0 n0t really

CA: more accurately plenty has happened but im sure no one wwants to talk or hear about it here

AA: ...

AG: Yeah, that.

GC: 1 WOULD LOV3 TO C4TCH UP ON WH4T 1 H4V3NT H34RD

AG: For me, everything that has happened l8ely is just a depressing pile of horseshit. I wouldn't want to 8ore you with that.

AG: I'm sure someone else is willing to do so though.

GC: WH3N 1S TH3R3 NOT BULLSH1T H4PP3N1NG, BUT 1 WOULDN'T B3 TOO BOR3D L34RN1NG 4BOUT 1T

AC: :33 < well, i can tell you some things!

CA: wwhat a fuckin coincidence vvris wwe agree

CA: an ill just

CA: let nep talk i guess

GC: TH4NKS, PL34S3 T3LL 4W4Y

AC: :33 < im at karcats hive with sopurra and eridan

GC: R34LLY?

AC: :33 < things are purrty good! weve had some tea and some chats

AC: :33 < yes :33

GC: YOU MUST T3LL M3 WH4T'S H4PP3N3D OV3R TH3R3

AA: 0h thats nice

AG: Sounds like fun.

CA: yeah thats absolutely the adjectivve id use

CA: glad youre havvin a good time nep

AA: s0 are y0u tw0 in the same bl0ck right n0w hahaha

AC: :33 < yes h33h33

CA: shes surprisingly good at tea

AC: :DD < thank you!

AA: i d0nt think ive ever had en0ugh m0ney f0r things like tea

AA: i m0stly drank water

AA: is it g00d?

AC: :oo < i should bring some ofur one time!!!

AC: :33 < its wonderfur and very calming :33

AA: 0h that w0uld be l0vely nepeta thank y0u!

GC: 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 H4D T34 ONLY ONC3 4ND 1T W4S V3RY B1TT3R

CA: you havve to drowwn it in sugar

GC: 1 B3T YOUR T34 1S MUCH B3TT3R TH4N WH4T 1 H4D

AG: Not leaving the tea8ag in for a minimum of 15 minutes is also an option.

AA: hmm :)

AA: it s0unds g00d

CA: geez is evveryone an expert in tea

AC: :DD < :DD

CA: still ar neps right youll havve to try some sometime

AC: :33 < its also very mice with milk

AA: hahaha maybe y0u tw0 c0uld c0me 0ver s0metime f0r a

AA: whats it called

AA: tea party?

AC: :DD < !!!

AA: yes that must be it

AC: :33 < *ac tacklepounces aa* thats a purrilliant plan!!!

CA: scaldin leaf fluid celebration evveryone bring your shitty paper hats

AA: hahahaha!

AA: that s0unds like a l0t 0f fun!

AC: :DD < it does!

GC: 1 W1LL M4K3 ONLY TH3 SH1TT13ST OF P4P3R H4TS

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AG: Well that tea party is 8ound to 8e interesting.

AG: To put it nicely.

AA: eridan?

AC: :33 < h33h33h33

AC: :33 < he just fell asl33p :33

AA: 0h 0kay

AA: i g0t w0rried hahaha

AA: p00r eridan he needs s0me rest

AC: :33 < he is very tired, i think

AA: yeah i think he is

AC: :33 < hm

AC: :33 < furiska

AC: :33 < would you want to join our tea purrty? :33

AG: Uh, sure?

AA: yes that might actually be a g00d idea

GC: M4YB3 1T 1S

AA: i cant believe im saying that but i really think s0!

AG: Oh.

AG: I actually expected that the rest of the attendees wouldn't 8e happy with my presence and wanted to go to spite you.

AA: uh

AA: 0kay then

AG: 8ut I guess it could also just 8e a genuine get-together.

GC: FOR ONC3 M4YB3 NO BULLSH1T?

AA: thats what i was thinking

AG: It's 8een a fucking while since I've had one of those so yeah. No 8ullshit for once.

AC: :33 < yes!

AA: yeah hahaha

AC: :33 < we can all get togefur and sip tear and wear funny hats and have no kitty litter involved at all :33

GC: 1 W1LL M4K3 SUR3 TO BR1NG SOM3 OF MY CH4LK FOR YOU 4ND W34R 4 H4T

AA: ill see if i can make my 0wn hat!

AA: that w0uld be fun

AC: :DD < :DD

AC: :33 < i can make a papurr hat to put on top of my normal hat! >:33

AG: I don't even know what I could 8ring.

AG: I have plenty of co8we8s in my hive so if anyone is interested in owning their very own co8we8s, I'll 8ring those along.

GC: TH3R3 4R3 PL3NTY OF COBW3BS BY SOM3 OF TH3 TR33S WH3R3 1 4M SO 1 W1LL H4V3 TO P4SS ON YOUR GR34T OFF3R

AC: :33 < ill take some cobwebs! :DD

AG: I'll 8ring the highest quality co8we8s along then. In fact, I'm gonna go look for them now.

AG: See you l8er.

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AC: :33 < furwell!

AA: bye vriska!

AC: :33 < i better go too, my tummy is growling like a purredator on the prowl >:33

AC: :33 < s33 you soon! :DD

AA: 0h g00dbye nepeta!

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AA: hell0 again terezi

AA: hahaha i cant believe i left the tab 0pen

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AA: 0h

AA: alright

AA: man i need t0 uh

AA: st0p

AA: like n0w

AA: ugh everything is s0 t0ugh lately

AA: whatever th0ugh

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GC: SORRY MY HUSKSTOP 1S 4LW4YS SO SLOW TH3S3 D4YS

GC: 1'M GO1NG TO GO 4S W3LL

GC: CY4 L4T3R >:]

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CT: D --> Nep called me

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AT: oH, uH,

AT: hI GUYS!

AA: hey tavr0s!

AA: and

AA: uh

AA: s0llux

TA: hey.

AA: hi

TA: 2up.

AA: n0t much

AA: y0u?

TA: nothiing really. ii'm thiinkiing about moviing around 2ome of my honeycomb2; a lot of iit'2 tra2hed, 2o ii fiigured ii miight a2 well make thiing2 more acce22iible iif ii'm goiing two be replaciing half of iit anyway2.

AA: 0h that s0unds

AA: uh

AA: fun?

TA: you're 2hiit at makiing conver2atiion, AA.

AA: s0rry im trying

TA: chrii2t. what crawled up your wa2techute and diied.

AA: pr0bably s0mething bad

TA: generally 2peakiing aradiia iif 2omethiing crawl2 up your wa2techute and diie2, regardle22 of what iit ii2, iit'2 con2iidered a bad 2iituatiion.

TA: ju2t a liittle head2 up, you miight want two get that checked out.

AA: yeah i guess i sh0uld d0 that

AA: i w0uldnt want t0 live with that in my system

TA: knowiing you, you'd-

TA: fuck nevermiind.

AA: n0 its 0kay c0ntinue

TA: ii wa2 goiing two 2ay that knowiing you, you'd probably make friiend2 wiith iit or 2ome 2hiit.

TA: then ii thought about iit for two fuckiing 2econd2 and remembered ii don't know you anymore.

TA: 2o ii diidn't.

AA: 0h

TA: whiich briing2 u2 two twoday.

AA: thats fine then

TA: what the globefondliing 2hiit ii2 that 2uppo2ed two mean.

AA: im accepting that y0u d0nt kn0w me anym0re

AA: what else sh0uld i d0

TA: ii ju2t diidn't know what you meant by 'that'2 fiine then'. 2o ii a2ked for clariifiicatiion. don't get your bulge iin a knot.

AA: s0rry

TA: that'2 my liine, get your own.

AA: why is that y0ur line

TA: holy fuck are you actually a2kiing me two explaiin my 2hiitty joke that ii2 referenciing the truly iin2piiriing way that ii manage two make everythiing iinto a 2elf deprecatiing joke. ii2 that what you're doiing riight now.

AA: i was 0nly asking f0r clarificati0n

AA: as y0u said "d0nt get y0ur bulge in a kn0t"

TA: oh. my fuckiing god.

TA: look, ii'm tryiing two be a ciiviiliized fuckiing troll and get along, but clearly you've got your 2kull 2hoved 2o far up your nook that iit'2 tiickliing your 2hame globe2 and ii really actually don't have two deal wiith thii2.

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AA: stupid stupid stupid

AA: y0u had 0ne j0b aradia

AA: 0ne j0b

AA: and y0u messed it up

AA: urgh im s0 stupid

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AT: uM,

AT: i DON'T THINK YOU'RE STUPID,

AT: oH,

AT: sHOOT,

AT: tHAT DIDN'T GO WELL AT ALL,

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GC: LOOKS L1K3 1 M1SS3D 3V3RYON3 >:[

GC: 1 H4V3N'T S33N 4NYON3 ON H3R3 1N 4WH1L3

GC: W3LL 1 W1LL B3 4ROUND

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GC: 1T'S B33N FOR3V3R S1NC3 1 H4V3 B33N ON H3R3

GC: 1V B33N BUSY >:]

GC: W3LL NOT BUSY

GC: 1T S33MS L1K3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S BUSY THOUGH

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GC: 1S 4NYON3 GO1NG TO S4Y 4NYTH1NG OR DO 1 H4V3 TO S4Y SOM3TH1NG STUP1D >:[

AA: say s0mething stupid if y0u must

AG: Feel free.

GC: W3LL NOW YOUR3 BOTH T4LK1NG SO 1 DON'T H4V3 TO

AA: aw that w0uld have been kind 0f funny

GC: YOU COULD 4LW4YS S4Y SOM3TH1NG STUP1D

AA: im n0t sure what t0 say 0_0

GC: JUST SOM3TH1NG TH4T'S STUP1D 4ND FUNNY, USU4LLY TH3 OTH3RS DO 1T 4LL TH3 T1M3

AA: hahaha yeah!

AA: hmm

AA: bl00000p

AA: w0w that was very silly

GC: 1 4GR33!

AG: Careful 8efore all that silliness gets to you.

AG: We wouldn't want that, would we?

AA: what

AA: are y0u implying s0mething

GC: OH GOD

AG: Sheesh, you're so defensive!

AG: A reaction like that would 8e fitting during an interrog8tion or some shit. Not during some harmless fun-poking.

AA: but it s0unded like y0u were implying s0mething

GC: WH3N 4R3 YOU NOT 1NT3RROG4T1NG SOM3ON3 VR1SK4

AG: Normally I'd say that that's a fair point.

AG: 8ut yeah, not right now.

AG: There has 8een a lot on my plate recently. I'm not looking for sympathy, though.

AG: I'm just letting you know, I guess.

AA: g00d i didnt plan 0n giving y0u any

AG: Dou8le good, 8ecause I don't need yours.

AA: thats fine by me

AG: Why do I even keep showing up in this memo if this is all I get.

AG: Give me news! Upd8s on whatever the fuck is going on in everyone's lives!

GC: W3LL 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4TS GO1NG ON W1TH P3OPL3S L1V3S

AA: i d0nt have any news s0 i d0nt see what y0u want me t0 say exactly

GC: PR3TTY SUR3 TH3YR3 4LL B31NG 1D1OTS SOM3WH3R3 >:]

AG: Neither do I so let's 8ond over that, Terezi.

GC: NO TH4NKS

AA: i want t0 laugh but thatll just get me int0 m0re tr0uble

AA: 0_0

GC: TH3N 1 W1LL L4UGH FOR YOU

GC: H3H3H3H3H3

AA: 0h thank y0u terezi!

AG: What a heart-warming display.

GC: YOUR3 W3LCOM3

AA: vriska if 0nly y0u w0uld j0in in 0n the fun

AA: maybe y0u w0uldnt have t0 res0rt t0 sarcasm t0 be nice

GC: OH SN4P

AG: How.

AG: Need I remind you that you're making fun of me.

AG: Self-loathing is not my gimmick.

AA: 0kay then

GC: OH W3 KNOW

AG: Although, may8e I should pick up on self-loathing. May8e that'll get me some genuine friends.

AG: I mean, Sollux eats and 8reathes it and apparently you're all too willing to put up with it, Aradia.

AA: never

AA: menti0n him

AA: and never

AA: speak ill 0f him

AA: d0 y0u understand me

AG: I don't have to speak ill of him since he does that enough for himself.

AA: y0u d0nt kn0w him

AA: y0u d0nt kn0w him at all

AA: s0 d0nt act like y0u d0

AG: I don't have to know him to see that. I mean, if a troll is willing to hang out with you they must really h8 themselves!

AG: Anyway, it's 8een grand 8ut I have to go. Toodles.

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AA: d0nt remind me

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