#mailk

my usual favorite AC modern Au is Ramshackledtriskers college au, so some of my headcanon are going to be the same as for their sexuality and I’ll be adding my oc’s to this one too son here we go:

Desmond miles lied about how he got his scar on his lip because the real reason he got it is embarrassing due to it being that he tried to eat a stapler when he was five years old

both Connor and Dianna are autistic and are in the same classes and archery club . They are also ace but they get mistaken for a romantic couple when they hangout

Alessía deRossi will be go by alessía rossi for simplicity in this AU, she basically a library assistant (because she loves stories and books) and does part time tutoring and working at a flower shop

Avaline is a closeted lesbian! Why? Because It’s an Au and she needed more love from the fandom

Ezio (like in rams au) is a late bi sexual bloomer and Jacob who is also bi sexual helps him deal with it

Dianna Polyta , was a lacrosse player but quit due to getting a head injury when she was younger but she enjoyed being a dog parent

Jacob and Arno are secretly dating but everyone knows that they’re dating because it’s not very subtle about it when in public

It’s obvious in this au that Desmond, is child of divorced parents: Desmond parents divorce because they fought a lot and they gotten a divorce while he was 16 years old

Alessía and Ezio have a bit of an interesting relationship with each other (they fake dated in order for her mother to stop pestering her about her love life) their friend group think they both are in a on and off relationship (they do sleep with each other occasionally but not always because they are friends and have boundaries)

Altaïr and Maria friend and partner of their polyamorous relationship , Malik sometime wear a prosthetic arm but he rarely because some prosthetic users I think find the sock to the prosthetic itchy (please correct me if I’m wrong on this one)

Edward kenway? Well he’s the best granddad to Connor ever and he has a sailboat that he sometimes used it during summer time

Kassandra is basically a female bodybuilder that you see in the gym sometimes mistaken as a Amazon warrior in mythology

In this au Altaïr can swim is just he chooses not to

Evie and Henry are already married and Jacob is like they’re wingman /third wheel of them

Leonardo is like your best gay friend who awesome and creative free spirit

When one of the friend group has a child they become either honorary aunt/uncles or babysitters when they are ever free because they’ll spoil the baby no matter what

Fudge: Check out this situation. You at a football game. There’s thousands of people there. All of them white. The American flag is right above your head. They’re about to play the national anthem. All these people turn around and look you dead in your eye. What do you do?

Mailk: I stand up.I’d probably be so embarrassed… You know, I’d stand up. You know what I’m saying? 

Fudge: They got you running for the school, huh? 

Mailk: Yeah. Partial scholarship.-

Fudge: You don’t run, you don’t get tuition. 

Mailk: That’s the way the system goes. 

A.) Brendon Urie- Demon :

           Brendon urie is a demon. (Y/N) goes to him to make a deal. To help her sister. When sighing a contract not realizing that its to sell her body to him. 

B.) Brendon & Sarah Urie- Date night:

          Date night for Brendon, Sarah, and (Y/N) takes a turn when they run into (Y/N)’s ex. Who starts bad mouthing her.

C.) Zayn Malik- Gang leader

          Zayn is one of the most wanted gang leader around the world. Who kidnaps (Y/N) when her rick father doesn’t give him the money he owes zayn.

D.) Calum Hood - Undercover

          (Y/N) goes undercover to catch a gang leader.But finds her self falling in love with him. She feels bad when he gets locked up and the look of hurt of his face towards her. 

I’m torn between these 4 story's to finish and publish. Please let me know which one you guys would like better. Or if you have a different story idea let me know (if you want me to wright a story). Or if you want one of these with different people let me know. <3 Please comment or just let me know!!!!

So I haven’t been feeling to good so imma write this. This is a mainly platonic with a small romantic side. Including Malik and Altair from assassins creed, and the au by the marvellous @modernausass , who have allowed me to write this.

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I groaned out loud looking around the library I sat in, tapping my pencil against the wood, words on the page I was reading turned into swirls of nothing coherent, my eyes stung hard, and I had no one to care, when I had left my mother might as well have cut me off expect the small phone call here and there, even then I knew, she wasn’t to bothered with my existent, not like I came out of her or anything.. oh wait. More questions and comments about my mother and people around me filled my head banging against their bone cage and screaming out into my ears, the water I held back was close to flooding and I knew I couldn’t do this anymore, I slammed my book shut backing away quickly before rushing off out of there, I took out my phone ignoring the droplets of rain that appeared and scrolled through my contacts. Until and hit M, noticing the name I wanted, I clicked it waiting for him to pick up.

“Yeah hello?”

“Hey... Malik do you mind if i come over?”

I listened the the pause “what happened”

“Nothing..! Nothing happened, why does something need to happen jeez, I can’t wnat to come see my step in father figure?”

I smiled at the chuckle from the other end followed by a sigh obviously smiling “You want a coffee then? And I have those biscuits in you like, because, yet again you ate them all”

I made a audioble moan and smiled “you are amazing, be there soon!”

I ended the call and practically speed walked to get there, though alone with my thoughts again things became clouded, ‘her again, and that dumb “mother knows best”, siblings don’t care either, and your all alone’ I shook my head attempting to rid of what ever thoughts came to me head next, but they’d already been planted ‘you’re not important, not to you family, not to the planet, and definitely not to those two’ I hadn’t noticed my eyes on my phone screen, the picture of me, Malik and Altair, at the coffee shop. My breath hitches for a moment, and then again, had it not been for the difference to the cold rain, I wouldnt of felt the tears on my cheeks.

I blinked, still crying stuffed my phone away and walked faster, as my breath exelerated, I could feel my chest heaving to get air. I knew what this was, and I knew all to well the reaction. But I had no other plan. Slamming the code to get into the building and raced towards the apparment panting as I went into my panic, and it was obvious my entrance caused a scene

“What’s going on? Kay? Talk to me!”

I blinked a couple of times looking up into the angry face but worried eyes Malik, how long was I sitting there for? My chest was still heaving from whatever had triggered it and my cheeks were being re-wettened with tears, shaking he head he lowered himself enough to that, he could get his arm around and pull me up, I noted silently I would have to make up for this close proximity later.

I was walked quickly into the living room and sat down, I stared into the floor as Malik walked back to whatever his previous task was, I sighed shaking my head, hearing him walked back in and place two things on the table.

“So.... what happened?”

I groaned at the repeated question, though, knew he would most likely poke at me tilt he got something and gave in. I leaned back looking towards him sniffing.

“I’ve just.... there’s been a lot to do lately.. and, no one is there to, help.” I paused to see if he would interrupt, glad to see he didn’t I continued.

“It’s stupid, I know I have people there but... I just get so alone, and then I think about my fuching mom-“ I noticed his stiffen at the mention of her, “and I just, can’t do this..! I just can’t do it anymore.”

A new set of tears had made home on my face as I looked at him, he stayed silent for a a moment before he leaned forward.

“Well... there’s not worth crying over is it?” I blinked about to talk but he continued.

“You know im here, and you got the others, no matter how... distant some of us may seem, we care about you.. of course part of you are still and idiot, and unfortunately an idiot I care about all the more.”

I let out a dry laugh as his remark, shaking my head and sighing, he simply shrugged, “take a drink.”

I looked to the table seeing my coffee and the biscuits, I smiled leaning over and taking a sip, I knew I was still shaking and crying but, it would pass, though the sound of a door opening caught my attention, I looked towards the door locking eyes with Altair, who looked at me with a mix of shock and confusion as I practically launched himself into the room.

“what happened? Are you alright? Who-“

I stopped listening to his bombardment chucking lightly and waiting till it stopped

“nice to see you too?” He groaned sitting next to me and raised a brow

“Alty I’m fine... I just had a moment” he nodded seeming to understand,carefully warping, more like placing, a arm around my shoulders and bringing me slightly closer to him.

“You’ll be alright, you’ve got us”

I could heard his smirk at his words before he moved away “now do me a favour and don’t scare me like that next time?”

“Ah yes, of course, anything for our lord Altair”

“Don’t call him that you’ll inflate his ego”

I chuckled lightly and Altair glared Malik, Who simply shrugged before walking back to the couch.

“Movie sound good” me and Altair nodded as I leaned back sighing happily, watching the screen as he flicked through the movies, though I was happy with just how it was.

~~small bonus!~~

I blinked hearing a buzzing half way through the moive, turning to see maliks screen lit up,

“And just who it that?” I raised a brow looking at him, he looked back shaking his head.

“It’s just chee, wondering what I’m doing tomorrow”

“Oh right, she knows you’re her boyfriend now”

“Your not gonna let me forget that are you”

I chuckled and shook my head “of course not”

“Wait so-“ I looked towards Altair who leaned forward “if he’s your step in father figure... does that make chee, your step in mother figure?”

Malik groaned covering his face, muttering something about us being idiots, I and chuckled and made a small fake gasp.

“Malik why didn’t you tell me about my mother!” He let out another groan, to the amusement of Altair who began laughing quietly at his friends embarrassment.

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ZAYN in Miami

🐺 Little Red Riding Hood

I already did SSLL for this so..... Tainted Wings! Except the wolf is both Rhareth and Iarilan and Ophiel is ofc little red riding hood (okay but real talk they would look ADORABLE dressed up as little red riding hood). 

Kinda the same as I said for SSLL tbh? Except both Iarilan and Rhareth would trick Ophiel p good I mean they are naive as FUCK and would gladly follow them. Thing is Rhareth would find Ophiel so cute?? and nice?? Also Ophiel would keep stopping to help little animals around them and I imagine that perhaps Rhareth hurts his foot somehow and Ophiel helps heal him and after that Rhareth wouldn’t wanna eat them and instead would wanna learn more about them. Iarilan would end up giving in after Rhareth bc Ophiel is too nice and sweet. And the both of them wouldn’t really want Ophiel to leave them but feel guilty for making them so lost so help them back on track. 

Except when Ophiel delivers their package they would get in trouble for being so late and their choice of company and their grandma (who would probably be actually their father in this version) would make them cry?? But Ophiel would still stop Rhareth and Iarilan eating him.

and Ophiel would end up going back home, but would miss Iarilan and Rhareth too much so their mother would let them go back in the forest to live with them. And yes that’s it. 

👡 Cinderella

Inner Demons would fit Cinderella really well too I think. Gabe would be Cinderella and in the actual story his mother is a bitch and his siblings are assholes so it works lol. And Caleb would be the prince, of course, and the fairy godmother would probably be Karen, Gabe’s cousin. 

Caleb would really hate the ball and hate having to dance with people and honestly would run away?? And Gabe would end up just wandering outside into the gardens because he’s never seen so many beautiful flowers and plants in one place and while wandering around finds Caleb having a breakdown from stress as I mean. He’s supposed to find the person he’s supposed to marry with this ball and he does NOT want to do that. Plus too many people. and Gabe would end up helping calm him down and wouldn’t judge him at all like others usually do. They would end up sitting quietly and talk the night away and they would end up smitten with one another. 

Then ofc, midnight comes and Gabe has to flee and we all know how the story ends. Though I don’t see them marrying right away. They would probably be engaged for a while first, then marry. 

🐸 The Princess and the Frog

AAAA I REALLY DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS FAIRY TALE BUT LET’S GO AS YOU SAID 

Ry would be the frog! And Malik would be a small prince locked up and practically forgotten about in his room because his parents are so embarrassed by him. Malik would probably find Ry hopping around outside and bring him in. Ry would be startled, but grateful and Malik would be even more startled when Ry starts talking to him. Thing is, Malik is young and Ry wouldn’t really be the one to ask Malik to kiss him? He would tell him about the curse (which tbh his siblings would’ve placed on him because they got mad at him or something) and Malik would try and bring Ry to different people to try and break the curse, but it doesn’t work.