Sarcastic Glitter Love Letter $5
Not just a fake ass love letter, but some fuckin glitter on top of it: the herpes of crafts!
If you order this you will receive:
-a custom sarcastic letter from me, your rude internet friend (about me)
-a ton of inconvenient glitter that goes EVERYWHERE when you open it
-appreciation that you apparently like me and/or the things I blog about (invisible)
-you can pretend this is from your secret admirer, I won't tell unless you piss me off
*recommended for enemies or really sassy friends
**** I only accept Paypal, if you use Stripe, I will fucking drive to your house and yell in your face.
http://shitthesignssay.storenvy.com/