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Mah-e- Mir has been selected to be showcased at the Jaipur International Film Festival in India, along with premiering in Delhi on 5th December, confirmed the film’s director. #mahemir #fahadmustafa #imanali @imanaliofficial #india #pakistan

Source: Dawn

Mahe Mir WHAT A PIECE OF GOBER!!! I just had my eyes/mind/body simultaneously tortured for what seemed to be an eternity (2.5 hours). I mean u know how they say if one thing goes wrong in the production of a movie, everything crumbles… Well in this thapar (slap)to Pakistani cinema nothing worked!!!! I mean NOTHING!!! The first major flaw in this mountainous pile of excrement was the dialogue not being in sync with the actual running of the film. It was like watching a dubbed Chinese movie (except those are like a bazillion times better). That being said the so called actors cast in this debacle JUST COULDNT ACT! I mean they were so bad I refused to even google the film and see who these amateurs were. The lead guy was semi decent and by semi decent I mean he gets a 4/10 for effort and that’s being super generous.The girl poet he meets in that cafe was prob the only silver lining and even her lines seemed forced and her character’s depth wasn’t really fully brought to fruition just like the shah/nawab/emperors role played by this god awful actor who truly embraced the typical Pakistani actor stereotype(all out stankass acting). The other lead girl (if u even wana call her that) WAS atrocious!!! I mean why was this girl in this movie?!!!She can’t ACT, DANCE, LIP SING, and failed to cultivate even a minutiae of chemistry with the male protagonist. I mean I swear while subjecting myself to this third degree I honestly genuinely felt bad for these actors for their inability to show any genuine emotion with the overall quality of acting being cringeworthy and all out embarrassing. Going back to this horrendous actress playing the love interest! Jeez!!! I mean ever heard of acting/dance schools or lessons?!!!! I mean how low was the budget that this girl got picked? who honestly, during those two puke worthy songs did her best rendition of the desi robot dance with that gaudy makeup/mehndi to match! Oh and let’s not forget about that erroneous actress who played the lead actresses first lieutenant!!! I had to close my eyes during her insipid whorish dance routine that had her swirling around like a rag doll. What a waste of time this movie, I mean this was the directors finest personal attempt to take a massive #2 on the film association of Pakistan, the ill informed audience, and on the overall intellect of the common movie goer. This director and the producers of the film need to be dipped into the Ganges and I doubt even that would whisk away the Stench they’ve left behind in the wake of this epically proportioned donkey turd they call a movie. OH and before I forget… The old dude portraying the refined traditionalist poet!!! OMG MAN!!!! WTF!!!! How on earth did u land this role and what in gods green world possessed you to think you could act and play this part!!!! I mean buddy I get it that you’re suffering from some sort of ailment and prob thought this would be a great way to stick it to every poor sorry sod who had to sit through this sulfur soaked embarrassment, but still man you should have thought about the permanent scars this production has left on the hundreds of sorry buggers who saw this atrocity, I mean you’ll prob never be forgiven for this portrayal EVER!!! And if this is how you want to be remembered then buddy I’m sorry our concept of going out with a bang are worlds apart. I mean I could go on and on and on about how f*#king terrible this movie was and my true disgust for this film would have been more appropriately conveyed with an inundation of expletives, but it’s best to leave it at this. Shame on all the actors/director/producers/staff and any other individual associated with this cinematic diarrhea, if you did it for the money you’re forgiven,but if not then I hope you get pooped on by a pigeon today. DON’T watch this movie and if your eager to burn money then just pay it forward towards acting/directing/producing lessons for this joke of a cast, and this poor soul on which this movie was made is prob rolling in his grave. AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK! Also half the theater left before the interval!