#magtalks

Please, look at what my wonderful friend @theschneckenhouse has given me!! Q_Q

My little bastard of a Durge, made an ART PIECE!!! I'm so in love!!! I liked it so much now I'll will make it y'all's problem! Mwahaha!

Hey there, thank you for sending me an ask! I think we haven't interacted before, but I've seen your artwork through @banikote :P

(Which makes me think it's most likely that the ask was for them and sending it here was a missclick... But I'll take the ask high and pretend it's not an error.)

[Original Game]

I have no idea how you nailed that I'm a gaming enthusiast, but an arcade date sounds fun!

... too bad the guy is also both incredibly competitive AND a cheater, so unfortunately while it's a wonderful idea, I can only see it going in two directions...

A) He'll either get too engrossed into displaying his skill that the date will immediately devolve into a narcissistic showcase of "look at all the cool things I can do!" (that I have unfortunately have been a witness of IRL...)

Or

B) We'd end up arguing and me storming off the arcade because he cheated and I'm not a stand user to notice I'm a bad loser and will inevitably get salty after the fifth time ha has kicked my ass over 1985 Mat Mania.

no @ but I feel like the date would be just sitting in the dark with candles and he's just reading and listen to u talk

Quoting DIO himself, THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH!!!!

[ Original Game ]

Nobody had offered and I AM GLAD you did!!

I will keep this man ENGAGED and ENTERTAINED, I'll pick into the deepest, most disturbing themes to keep him on his toes for the whole time I've been awarded with him, I'll make full display of my historical, psychological and philosophical prowess, I'll drill in his brain deeper than those stone mask's spikes did.

I don't care if I'm just another meal, I'll take the full value of the experience, I'll squeeze it dry and I'll leave him hopefully so flabbergasted and so inherently disturbed he'll want to submit to the absolute entropy the conversation devolved to, and relieve it again.

No reading, I'm taking his attention.

I also want to hear him talk, I love his voice, his every grunt, every inflection, and the way his voice comes not from the throat, but from his chest. I want to drown on his haughty laughter and his mocking smirks. I want to witness that silly expression of his when he's confused and the way his eyes spark like a licking flame when he's intrigued.

I want to understand the oh so deep, rotten, narcissistic, machiavellian, and ruthless machinations of his mind.

Simping aside, he's an incredible fountain of historical and philosophical knowledge, as well as a perfect case of sociopathic tendencies gone rogue.

i apologize if i’m weird about this this is so bad 😭

*runs*

AAAAAA THAT'S SO CUTE!! It's not weird at all, that's super thoughtful, thank you so much!! 🥺💕

[Original Game]

Date location? Love the outdoors ✔️

Nice chat? Absolutely! ✔️

It is to my understanding that Avdol is one of the most literate and wise among the crusaders (followed closely by Travel-savy and brainiac Kakyoin)

Nerding about esoteric topics? YEA BOI ✔️

Culture shock?

... Uh... I'd like to think that due to his friendship with Joseph, he's not gonna freak out as much

Warm cuddles? The warmest. ✔️

Sounds like an all-around amazing time, thank you for the recommendation!

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