#magposting

whats crazy about being an adult and trying to get things done is that nobody ever wants to extend you any lenience for the mandatory ten or more hours a day of thinking about martin that we all have to do or we die. people just refuse to consider that the thinking about martin time is a necessity? its literally like way more important than doing your job or seeing your friends but for some reason weve structured society around a mythical person who somehow doesnt need to think about martin for at least ten hours per day.

it’s no longer ethical to diagnose people with female hysteria. however, jonathan sims,

Remember to eat food, drink water, and sleep an appropriate number of hours per night. Being healthy makes it so much easier to take down the ruling classes.

see you on the other side pals

jon and martin be like. overnegotiated kink

everyones sayjng the best home-alone activity is get really high and listen to the magnus archives. everyone has been saying this

its like so wasy to get so focusdd. on how smug ajd amused and fond jon was when martin was jealosu. that we forget how hot. he found it almost certaingly. jon voice martin…… are you.. Jealous 🤭 but also areee you Jealous? 😳😳😳