#magnetized

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Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Haruno Sakura/Zetsu, Haruno Sakura/Nagato | Pain, Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Obito, Haruno Sakura/Kakuzu, Haruno Sakura/Sasori, Haruno Sakura/Hidan, Haruno Sakura/Hoshigaki Kisame, Deidara/Haruno Sakura, Haruno Sakura/Konan, Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Itachi, Akatsuki/Haruno Sakura Characters: Haruno Sakura, Zetsu (Naruto), Nagato | Pain, Tobi (Naruto), Uchiha Obito, Kakuzu (Naruto), Sasori (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Hoshigaki Kisame, Deidara (Naruto), Konan (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi Additional Tags: Crack, sex pollen basically, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Sex on Furniture, sex on money, Sex on an altar, sex in a lab, sex on the roof, Wuthering Heights References, Gratuitous Smut, not an orgy shockingly, BAMF Haruno Sakura, sex in tsukiyomi, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Rough Sex, Dubious Consent, Dubious Science, Akatsuki - Freeform, Captured, everyone is ooc, Unplanned Pregnancy, who fathered this poor child, Timeline What Timeline, Not Canon Compliant, Asexual Character, Anal Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Konan fucks, sakura tops, sakura bottoms Series: Part 2 of my past life Summary:

(Ginger’s Song of the Day: June 8th, 2019)

Garbage - Magnetized (Strange Little Birds)

Some of you might remember I used this one in the musical episode of my Doctor Who fic to make Red and Doc finally admit to feelings, but I was listening to it this morning and it is reminding me HEAVILY of the Good Omens Lesbian AU Aziraphale and Crowley that I’m working on now.

“I'm not in love, I'm not in love And there will be no future tense for us I cannot lie, I know it isn't right to want you Most of the time I stop myself from trying to touch you.”  

“Every time I feel us growing closer You pull back.”  

“There's nothing I can do It's all a fantasy

People living at least 2,000 years ago near the Pacific Coast of what’s now Guatemala crafted massive human sculptures with magnetized foreheads, cheeks and navels. New research provides the first detailed look at how these sculpted body parts were intentionally placed within magnetic fields on large rocks.

Lightning strikes probably magnetized sections of boulders that were later carved into stylized, rotund figures — known as potbellies — at the Guatemalan site of Monte Alto, say Harvard University geoscientist Roger Fu and his colleagues. Artisans may have held naturally magnetized mineral chunks near iron-rich, basalt boulders to find areas in the rock where magnetic forces pushed back, the scientists say in the June Journal of Archaeological Science. Predesignated parts of potbelly figures — which can stand more than 2 meters tall and weigh 10,000 kilograms or more — were then carved at those spots.

HEADS UP Colossal stone heads from an ancient Guatemalan site contain magnetic fields on the right temple and cheek, spots that apparently held special significance for makers of the sculptures. Credit: R. FU

Potbellies represented dead but still revered ancestors of high-ranking families, suspects art historian Julia Guernsey of the University of Texas at Austin. Sculptures that repelled magnetized objects would have been seen as demonstrating the presence and authority of deceased ancestors in rapidly expanding societies (SN: 6/1/13, p. 12), she suggests. Fu’s results also indicate that Mesoamericans attributed special powers to certain body parts, such as the face and midsection, Guernsey adds.

The researchers studied 11 potbelly sculptures, six heads and five bodies, now displayed in a Guatemalan town. At least 127 such sculptures have been found at sites in Mesoamerica, an ancient cultural region that runs from central Mexico through much of Central America.

To somebody that don’t need me

Love paralyzed,

I know she’s never gonna need me

Sure as the world keeps the moon in the sky”

“Magnetized” by Tom Odell is basically the perfect straight-girl crush song