#magistrixium

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wanderinggambler

magistrixium

platinumverity

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave- Definitely Rydia.  She is always getting into trouble and doing things that irritate Seymour.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex- Sex, um... what? Pets? Please, these two can barely take care of themselves.  

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit- Rydia would record him grooming his hair or ironing robes, and Seymour would break her phone before she could post it. 

who breaks the most phones- Doubt either of them could figure out smartphones, but due to the above answer, Seymour would purposely break Rydia's phones.  He would then feel bad and buy her a new one. 

who dies first- Definitely Seymour, Rydia lives for 3000 more years.

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant- Seymour would be lactose intolerant. Guy survives off of like fruit and stale bread.  Milk may trigger acute pancreatitis.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t- Seymour, hands down.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed- Seymour would remove himself from the bed after Rydia stole all the covers and/or bothered him with her tossing and turning.

       Twisted blade holstered at his back, the Immortal Guardian         turns his gaze to the short, verdette woman before him. A         strange sight; waves of emerald spill forth from atop her,         whislt her body is garbed in similarly shaded clothes. A sight         indeed. Though, she is admittedly not dressed too different         from himself, sans armor. There's a power behind her eyes;         power the likes of which he's not seen in another person         other than his charge. Power which his observant gaze &         curious nature take notice of, and hold their attention.

        An inquisitive narrowing of his violet hues forward, Caius speaks         to the young woman, hoping to recieve some sort of answer         as to her identity.

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