#magic-karl

My boyfriend is the best at making me feel better. He picked me up and said we were going to maccies then he took a wrong turn and said "oh maccies is that way, where am I going?", and we kept going down the wrong road until we got to an island that had a Chinese buffet on one exit, and instead of taking the exit to go back to maccies, he turned to go to the buffet and I was literally laughing all night. Karl is the best. I love him so much.

magic-karl came up with the idea of a massage parlour called 'Rubs & Wubs' in which there is constant dubstep going on while you're getting a massage, and then I chipped in that instead of happy endings you get sad ones: "your mother doesn't love you", "all of this was just a dream", "Mufasa dies".