I pretty much couldn’t wait for Bomey to sing. And when he did, I squealed (mostly to myself). Both times. That ridiculously beautiful man is ridiculously talented. And to all the peeps who were “surprised” he could sing: SERIOUSLY? HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE?! I was a bit miffed that the camera wasn’t on him more during “Heaven”.  I mean, it does focus on him and that Meg lady he sings it to, but the camera also cuts away - and at the wrong moments - to random and unnecessarily long reaction shots of the other ladies. JUST SHOW ME MATT!! His finale song & strip sequence was sooooo frickin’ sexy!!! He really goes for it! Just, MMMMUUUUUUHHHHH!!! YUM!! And I love that he made use of his fedora (his wooby)! Neal would approve, I’m sure! ;) I have to say as well, that Bomer’s Carnegie Mellon alumni BFF, aka Alcide Herveaux, aka Joe Manganiello, did rock that mini-mart scene, (was it a mini-mart?). Anyhoo, Big Dick Richie did good! I also really loved Andre. He was a charmer! ;) I went into the cinema without too many expectations about the film as a whole, (I tried not to let myself become too overwhelmed by aaaallllll the press and publicity!) Basically, I wasn’t expecting anything groundbreaking, so can’t say I was disappointed! Yeah, a shot of Bomey’s butt on show, or him just wearing less clothes more often, plus maybe another strip scene or two would have been VERY welcomed, but I’ll take what I can get!! So, yeah, I cheered, I cringed, I giggled, I almost cried… I mostly swooned over The Bomer, which is a favourite pastime of mine anyway. And I whooped when his name appeared at the end. Credited second, after Tatum! WOO! GO BOMER!! TEAM KEN!!!!