MAGGOTS UNITE!
Movement name: Maggotism
News reporter: @cawdra
Press reports:
As the clock strikes 2:35 am, I am going to bed for my much required slumber. Keep being weird, don't stop the chaos, long live maggotism.
Maggot revolution:
Leader: @patoslover
Known revolutionaries: @lxvenderjewel @garnetgoose0-0 @ivory--raven
Lawsuit:
Lawsuit establisher: @howmanyholesinswisscheese
Case helper: @an-ace-on-the-case
Lawsuit endorser: @eybefioro
Devil's advocate cum Court Fool: @samlikeslawnchairs (SUCK IT SAM'S MIDDLE SCHOOL COUNSELLOR)
Maggot union:
Motto: WE ALL DESERVE AN HONEST MAGGOT'S DAY'S WAGES FOR AN HONEST MAGGOT'S DAY'S WORK
President: @sounds-void-fishy
President's emotional support cat: @apollos-dodgeball-target
Secretary: @dandelionchaos
Union notes:
I'M GOING TO TRY TO MOVE UNION STUFF HERE for anyone who doesn't know what's going on, here's my current summary of events: The union star
Official Song: Unioning is hungry work (sung to the tune of Hozier's take me to church)
Official Bard: @koboldkatalyst
Official logo: FISHFLOPS
Songstress and Gartic phone rep: @lxvenderjewel
Snacks committee: @ivory--raven (head), @just-a-bloody-bagel
Official Diplomat: @random-doctor-on-the-internet
Official Cheshire Cat: @voids-ideas
Official bagel: @just-a-bloody-bagel
Other Instigators, insurrectionists, revolutionaries, union members, bewildered witnesses and general chaos-maggots: @queermarzipan @thearoacemess, @goodomensduh @soleilpirate @prettycottagequeer @the-beard-of-edward-teach @empressumbreon @harbinger-of-existential-dread @im-sorry--what , @robinprinceofchaos et. al. (make yourself known if you should be in the list, or if you want a different role, this is a living document)
Union Demands:
1. Snacks (we now have @just-a-bloody-bagel and Eccles cakes from mod @orpiknight)
2. Asmi takes proper care of himself so Tommy can scarper
3. Francois be the mascot of our discord server something something (we don't want to displace Dissapointment)
4. Infinite Hugs (and chocolate malt milkshakes)
5. Ability to speak (void and moot now lockdown is over)
6. Financial compensation (still needs figuring out: @garnetgoose0-0 and @arkytiorlecter bring up valid logistical points )
7. Bragging rights
8. Maggot summer camp
9. Granddyke for president of the galaxy 2024
10. MORE CATS!
EDITED AT SOME O'CLOCK IN SOME TIMEZONE
